lolcow

a person who thinks they are in a better position/social rank in a group than they actually are due to skewed views of the world around them and unaware that they are seen in a bad light as nothing but a tool to get a small amount of enjoyment from
lolcows belive they laugh along with the group when in reality they get laughed at

that fatass bitch dancing thinks people watch her stream cause she dances well, little does she know, people are laughing cause they see a whale try to do a ballerina spin, thats a lolcow

by 6 nipples man January 28, 2024

Lolcow

Someone like Ervin. Laughed at for actions that are meant to be taking seriously but can't be taken seriously.

Ervin got scammed by someone on the other end of the planet, he is a lolcow

by Rifq April 23, 2025

Lolcow

An excuse to bully people.

Lolcows are just normal, innocent people. Stop hurting and bullying them.

by tigersharktax April 9, 2024

Lolcow

Lolcows are selfish people who usually at one point were a memed person, but upon realization that they are a memed person. They fail to understand they shouldn't attempt to be funny. They end up selfish for money or fame and just get no-where.

Also a synonym for Elon Musk, but with the accepting of... well actually wait there is none.

Not to be confused with meme as memes are funny.

"Chris chan is such a meme" - N. Obdy
"No he is a lolcow, like elon" -Eve Won

by Hatius Brainrotius February 25, 2025

Lolcow

(n) A person or group of people laughed at for actions that they take, despite not trying to be funny. They may try to take themselves seriously, but are often “milked” for laughs with or without their knowledge.

Teams like the browns, ̶O̶i̶l̶e̶r̶s, redskins and grizzlies are some of the greatest lolcows in over the past decade in the world of sports.
by StringCool October 12, 2019

The above is correct apart from the Oilers reference as they are 5 time Stanley Cup champions.

by Pot_P March 30, 2024