limpacorn

When you cut off a guy's small non erected penis and sew it to their forehead

Did you see that guy over there, he looks like a limpacorn?

by Devmarvan July 10, 2017

Limpfant

When you're masturbating with the tv on and then a commercial with a baby comes on, effectively ruining your self-touch session.

I was crankin' hard to "Days of our Lives" until a Huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.

by Duke February 16, 2003

Limpan

Limpan is what you call a friend who got alot of swag and likes living he's life on the edge. A Limpan mostly hang with the cool kids and a Limpan always notice people about the fact #YOLO he don't want anyone to missunderstand that they only live once.

-What's up Limpan!

-YOLO My friend!
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-Looking good today Limpan!

-New Swag!
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by Arzcy January 11, 2013

limpin with the bizkit

(v) to listen to limp bizkit.

"are you limpin with the bizkit?"
"yeah. its just one of them days."

by mickey brown March 7, 2007

Lampião

A common insult used against fans of the Portuguese Football Team SL Benfica. It also has to do with Andrades, a "Cangaceiro" from Northern Portugal and the word "Lampião" in truth means a post of light that emits a strong, red light, since Benfica's color is red.

Basically, when you call someone a Lampião, you're calling them a disgusting, no good Benfica fan. Which you shouldn't. Respect all teams. (Coming from a Sporting CP fan.)

Sporting Chant: "E QUEM NÃO SALTA É LAMPIÃO!!!!!!"
Sporting Chant: "SPORTING! MEU GRANDE AMOR! GRAÇAS A DEUS NÃO NASCI LAMPIÃO!!!!! ALLEZ ALLEZ!"

by ColonelPhilip September 26, 2018

The Limping pony

When one obsesivley penetrates a woman's ass hole to the point where she is unable to walk, then useing what force is nessesary, making her to give you a ride on her back.

I didn't get a turn on the donkey ride today at the zoo, luckly tonight my girlfriend is coming over to do the limping pony, and I'm gona get my turn.

by Renob Champ March 7, 2010

Limping Zebra

noun- the crazy person at a party who isn't drunk, but acts like they are on cocaine.

This person is most probably drawing attention to themselves ( like a Zebra would) and dancing horribly (as if they are physically challenged)

Did you see that limping zebra before? Hes scaring away all the chicks.

by XRKellyX October 31, 2010