A channel that showcases white people doing stupid, sick, crude, weird, crazy things, including suburban secrets type of situations and the opposite of what minorities do.
On Lifetime, I have seen a movie "Perfect Husband: The Scott Peterson Story", one movie that deals with a victim being abused as a child, a father who's a perverted pig, alcoholic redneck inbred wifebeating husband who's also mean to his children, kids doing drugs, a sick man arrested for sex-related offenses such as child molestation or kiddie porn (John Mark Karr), killing a child (Richard Allen Davis), killing a wife (Scott Peterson), killing their own relatives, Yearning for Zion Ranch in Texas in 2008 where women and children were abused, incest, etc. To put it in a simpler way, this is what you get when you put together Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Melrose Place, Desperate Housewives, City Confidential, Silk Stalkings and Suburban Secrets. Things you NEVER see in the real movies, except for Monster, the biopic of serial killer Eileen Wournos. There was no movie about Richard Allen Davis or John Mark Karr, but those names are used as examples of the sick things that happen. Lifetime channel is somewhat of an exploitation channel.
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by babaloulou November 15, 2003
Get the Lifetime mug.When used as a slang term, "lifetime" may not necessarily mean your entire lifetime. But still, the slang term "lifetime" means a significant portion of your entire lifespan — usually no less than one-fourth of your entire lifespan.
Even though I'm already 21 years old now, my mom still limit my screen time as per Tuesday, April 2nd 2024 — as I still live with my mom whilst in college. Imagine having a lifetime of screen time limits imposed by Mom, as the life expectation of people born 2003 like me is 'only' 72 years!
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Born from a legendary grammar slip by an 11-year-old who said, “I’m having a lifetime,” when asked about summer break - and honestly, she accidentally created the perfect word.
Now used when something is unexpectedly amazing, chaotic, dramatic, or absolutely unhinged… but in the best way.
Basically: Peak enjoyment. Maximum vibes. Zero regrets.
Born from a legendary grammar slip by an 11-year-old who said, “I’m having a lifetime,” when asked about summer break - and honestly, she accidentally created the perfect word.
Now used when something is unexpectedly amazing, chaotic, dramatic, or absolutely unhinged… but in the best way.
Basically: Peak enjoyment. Maximum vibes. Zero regrets.
1. “Bro, that iced coffee hit so good I was having a lifetime.”
2. “Went out for one errand and somehow ended up shopping, eating, laughing, crying… basically a full lifetime.”
3. “Kids were actually quiet for 10 minutes. I was having a lifetime.”
4. “That vacation? A lifetime. I’m still recovering.”
2. “Went out for one errand and somehow ended up shopping, eating, laughing, crying… basically a full lifetime.”
3. “Kids were actually quiet for 10 minutes. I was having a lifetime.”
4. “That vacation? A lifetime. I’m still recovering.”
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