Lickalotapuss

A lesbian dinosaur, lick-alota-puss

What do u call a lesbian dinosaur......Lickalotapuss

by Austin Burger January 3, 2008

lickalottapuss

(lick-a-lotta-puss)A lesbian dinasour! My theory on how the dinosours became extinct.bout like the last man on earth cenario.right!

what do you think a lickalottapuss does for fun?

by ambria_rayn April 16, 2006

lickalottapus

an old lesbian, esp. one with outdated MO; inferring a dinosaur-like status

I thought Sheryl was setting me up with a hottie, but I ended up spending the evening with some ol' lickalottapus.

by Jaytex March 11, 2003

Lickolotapus

Lesbian dinosaur

RRRRargh!! HELP its the lickolotpus!!

by mysteriosgothchick November 2, 2003

Lickolotapus

Characterized by being very well versed in the 'cunni linguistics', these bi-peds subsist mainly on fur and early morning dew. A human animal traced back to ramapithicine descent of approximately 10 million years, the Lickolotopus is said to possess extreme endurance in the mandibular musculature with large lips and an over sized tongue. Modern specimens are easily identified as having a 'glazed' appearance of the chin and upper lip.

The male variety are indicated by the virutes of granting moustache rides for 5 cents, pissing blood, bird-dogging bush and banging beaver.

Females are otherwise known as lipstick lesbians, bull dikes or butch bitches - in any event all specimens will spend a majority of thier awake lives yodeling in various canyons.

Daugher: mom, i know im supposed to like boys- but i find myself wanting to explore the cunts of other girls... am I gay...??

Mother: (playfully laughing)... No hunny, not at all... You're a Lickolotopus..!

by Skip Daddy September 25, 2003

lickalottapus

What you get when you cross a lesbian and a dinosaur.

OMG, did you see that lickalottapus? It's a real monster! And that damsel in distress the lickalottapus was going after? She was a real screamer!

by My psoudonym II April 2, 2010

lickalotapuss

A person or persons that love to eat pussy during sex.

Baby just lay back , and let this lickalotapuss do his job.

by The Glassman January 12, 2008