Lethargon gas

An invisible, odorless gas that puts the person inhaling it to sleep in a matter of minutes. When roused the victim will be grumpy, able to open only one eye, and will immediately fall back to sleep.
This gas is given off by turkeys cooking, TVs, car engines, and warm pine trees at a rest stop on a long bicycle ride.

"Uncle Tom is asleep on the couch in front of the TV and we haven't even had the Thanksgiving turkey yet!"
"Yeah, there is a lot of Lethargon gas in the house right now. Look, there goes Uncle Dick too!"

by John Pombrio January 31, 2009

Lethargy

The big tired where you can't do anything and you can't feel anything even though you have no particular reason not to

Lethargy is lying on the floor and thinking about nothing as five hundred trains if thought trundle aimlessly through your head before nosediving straight off a cliff

"Why not get out and get some vitamin D, even if you don't feel like it? Better than spending another Sunday afternoon in lethargy.

by "EEEEEEEEEE" says the ear February 15, 2021

letharg

to be a log; a useless person.

ox is hella letharg.

by young jeezey November 9, 2005

lethargist

the religion for those who don't give a shit

when in rehab, my buddy was asked what religion he was...-i'm a lethargist, said he!!

by michael foolsley December 16, 2009

Lethario (Jade)

A good dancer with hypnotizing moves, amazing hair, great style, and a great sense of humor. People love to be around him, for he is fun and amusing.

Lethario (Jade) has the best hair in the world, I wish I could be him!

by LocaNina22 July 7, 2011

Seismic Lethargy

An extreme state of lethargy, cause unknown, but very tiring. Seismic Lethargy can strike down its victim without warning and usually whilst they are trying to do something. It usually affects young males and reported cases are more prevalent in the warmer summer months. The consensual course remedy is to remove the patient from the environment that is inducing the lethargy.

Rhys is unable to continue today because he is suffering from Seismic Lethargy.

by David Harding September 18, 2008

Lethargia

this is an extreme laziness that is often brought on by sitting in a dark room for 3 months masterbatingn and watching various American comedies for every hour when you are not at work or doing something that is compulsory.

" i'd go into further detail about my illness doctor, but i seem to be suffering from Lethargia

by Danny McFudgehole April 30, 2009