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leather

natural animal asset, ideally placed, by Nature Itself, on the actual animal, in perpetuity.

something you no longer need in the modern world, with all these breathtaking technological advancements and successfully applied research in the field of better-for-you, more ethical, more sustainable materials.

opportunity to evolve beyond being a selfish traditionalist.
person A: no! my favourite brands are still producing leather goods inscribed with Gucci/D&G/LV/...
person B: no! there is nothing more luxurious than a leather couch or car seat.
person C: no! that black leather jacket makes me feel trendy/cool/younger than i actually am, the feeling needs to be real.
by wokeup2this July 10, 2022
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Leather Facing

To slice ones face off and wear it as your own.

Leather facing is a good idea if its October 30th and you have no costume.

It is also a good idea if you are old and want a to look much younger and don't mind peeling the face off of a Child/Infant/Toddler/New Born/Fetus.
My Nan has been feeling a bit down on how old she looks, so she went to a children's hospital and leather faced half of the leukaemia ward.

Shut up Pierre or i'll dig up your recently deceased granddad and leather face him and fuck your nan.

Wow I'm so tired after leather facing all them kids at chucky cheese. I think I'll have a siesta.
by TWC.TV March 21, 2017
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Leather Couch Disease

noun. also known as LCD. it's the state of fatigue, or the feeling of being disoriented after sleeping on a leather couch.
guy #2: hey you want to go for a run?
guy #1: sorry bro, i got a bad case of Leather Couch Disease...

mom: chuck! i told you to unload the dishwater 30 minutes ago!
chuck: mom, when you told me that i was under the influence of some serious LCD.
by Brent Handles February 21, 2009
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leather tramp

person who lives a nomadic existence, but contrary to rubber tramps, they walk and hitchhike their way across the country.
Chris Mccandless traversed the country as a leather tramp.
by dalt159 December 11, 2007
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Leather jeans

Best thing a confident fit man or woman can wear irregardless of their orientation or style, if they can pull it off properly and have a nice physique for it. Extremely popular in the 1960-1980s as worn on the streets, they got a bad name for straight men and even straight women in the US and the UK as unanimously (wrongly) associated with LGBT/gay culture.

They have different cuts and fits but the best one would be similar to that of Levi's 501, best not too skintight and absolutely not too loose. They should be classic and black but other colours as brown are worn by men and women choose a variety of colours.
Tight fit of leather jeans flatters most men especially more muscular ones and a smaller group of women who have less body around thighs and bottoms.

They are worn often instead of specialised bike leathers but not recommended as they have no padding.
Best worn on informal occasions where you wouldn't expect see you nan. Best way ever to annoy in-laws esp. if you're a Man. Worn in church can emphasise your relaxed attitude towards religion. Worn to work can get you sacked unless you're a male escort.

If you have a mate who annoys you, put them on next time you go out with him.

On women, they can make a nice camel toe if tight enough. And on men, they should form at least a visible moose knuckle or jean bulge, otherwise DO NOT WEAR.

There are lots of uses and occasions and ways to wear leather jeans and more and more men and women wear them in the last few years.
Omg look at Becky's leather jeans. Fuck me mate she looks tight in them, I would bloody grab her arse right now!

Hey mate, nice leather jeans, where can you buy them?

Last time Stacy went to the club, she got smashed and was grabbing a bum of some random bloke in tight leather jeans.

Oh shit, look, that fit bird's got a proper camel toe in those snug leather jeans, ouch....
by leatherjeans September 8, 2013
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Leather Belt

What Jimmy's father uses to make his son better.
Person 1: Jimmy, what the fuck is on your cheeks?
Jimmy: My father smacked me with a leather belt.
Person 1: Good for you, since you play Roblox.
by a squatting slav September 20, 2018
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leather flute

Due to being of a similar shape, a penis is referred to as a "leather flute"
Bob: "Sandy is such a good musician, she was playing the leather flute all night long."
by ISRNNY December 9, 2013
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