Lawn Freak

One who is passionate about their Lawn.

Manicured yard, bushes are tight, fresh mulch…dude is a Lawn Freak.

by dave-Jax-FLA May 8, 2015

lawn darts

Highly entertaining, yet subsequently illegal, outdoor game involving heavy, sharp metal objects being thrown great distances at hoops placed on ground.

In a bittersweet victory, I lost half my family in a game of lawn darts.

by Suburban Boy May 20, 2004

lawn police

pejorative used to describe a neighbor or group of neighbors who are excessively critical and vocal, sometimes bordering on being persecutive, about the condition of other people's lawns

Willard often mowed his neighbors' lawns just before they were going to mow them, and they often referred to him as the lawn police.

by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 14, 2014

Lawn Chair Driving

Driving with one's left foot resting just outside of the driver's side window. Similar to driving with a gangster lean, but not as hardcore. Requires the subject to be limber and totally lax like they're at the beach, except instead they are zipping through traffic.

Yeah, the cop pulled her over for lawn chair driving. Said her foot was blocking her side mirror.

by Wyatt Junker June 1, 2011

lawn gassed day

an expression of relief that a long, exhausting day that can be said in a setting where "long ass day" might not be appropriate.

I hate today was a lawn gassed day.

I hate that was a lawn gassed road trip.

I hate that was a lawn gassed recital.

by LogicManRI January 21, 2013

lawn nazi

overbearing home owners associations that enforce ridiculous maintenance standards, for example, fining you for not maintaining a golf-course-green lawn during drought-stage water restrictions. Also nosy neighbors who report others to the homeowners association. See also yard nazi.

The lawn nazis sent us a violation for planting bermuda grass instead of st. augustine as specified in the homeowners' covnenants.

by kate sweat May 26, 2010

lawn apes

Uncontrolled neighborhood kids whose idiot parents let them say/do anything they feel like. Brats.

Trying to have a cold one on my front porch and all these fuckin lawn apes keep screaming.

by pinhead October 11, 2003