Lakitu

Villain from the Mario Bros. series. Looks like a fat, bald turtle with thick glasses. It rides a cloud and hovers near the top of the screen, following Mario wherever he goes. Lakitu is a heartless bastard because he seems to have no problem with pitching an infinite number of his spiked progeny to their death in an attempt to wound or at least annoy Mario. However, he was recently changed careers from most annoying Mario enemy ever, to doing camera work for Mario in his more recent 3-D games, as well as refereeing for the Mario Kart series.

Doug: "Goddammit son of a bitch Lakitu keeps respawning and throwing more eggs at me! FUCK OFF YOU STUPID LAKITU!"
Jared: "Chill man, a balance must be struck in the Mushroom kingdom. Man must learn to coexist with the Lakitu."

by dugald January 1, 2005

Lakiah

The most fucking awesome amazingest most beautiful woman in the world!

Dude, Lakiah is fucking amazing.

by Alice Awesomepants June 24, 2012

caught lacking

you was caught doing something you didn’t want people to see

angeles was caught lacking last night with ralph

by pincheamigo124 March 8, 2020

Lacking

Slang; To get caught doing something weird/sus a.k.a getting caught in 4k by someone.

Nah bro, we caught you lacking!

by GraftonPlayz1 November 12, 2022

lapkitty

A device used to hold a Laptop computer
Describes a warm object (laptop computer)
holder which when placed on a persons lap
a Lapkitty provides a sense of comfort and
security. Can also describe a real cat or
person (female)that enjoys being comforted
on ones lap.

As for a lapkitty I love them all
The ones that eat or not at all.
I think it's nice at the end of day
to relax with one to pass time away.

by Ed Austin March 28, 2007

Lakira

A beautiful girl. If u meet Lakira she would be the best friend you ever had. She be very important in your life and will stay with u forever and ever. When/if you meet Lakira you will know u guys will be best friends. STAY FRIENDS WITH LAKIRA.

Lakira I can't describe her she is just straight up perfect!!!!!!!!!

by Bestdefinition June 8, 2015

Lakia

A very sexy girl with street and book smarts. She's determined to live her life to the fullest and needs no help in doing so. She's a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets and she's got that whip appeal. All around she's lovable and cuddly but don't let the baby face fool ya!

Guy 1: Hey dude what's up with Lakia?
Guy2: Don't ask, that was my number 1 but I messed around and got cut!

by CiCi216 February 7, 2010