Lauri Markkanen

When you’re just as tall as your team’s center, but you don’t play center.

Person 1: I’m just as tall as our teams center.
Person 2: Well that means you’re a Lauri Markkanen!

by RaptorsForLife17 June 23, 2019

Lauri Ylönen

the best rock group's lead singer, who likes black clothes and bird's feathers!!!! just - little lintu

WAKE UP - IT'S MADNESS..
from 'Into'

by Alise October 19, 2004

Lauri Ylönen

he is absolutely fucktastic. i love him. lol. he writes beautiful songs too.

guilty, woah, guilty, i feel so, empty, yeh empty you know how to make feel. i never thought that the time and the distance between us could be so much colder, i'll carry the world on my shoulders - guilty, from dead letters.

by ageliki varelis July 17, 2004

Lauri Ylönen

one sexy beast of a man and a very talented artist

i died in my dreams whats that suposed to mean? i died in my dreams reaching out for your hand my fatel desire

by jayne July 4, 2004

Lauri Ylönen

I don't think the rumor is true. He just broke up with Paula Versala...I doubt he'd rush and get married!

Chyeh...just believe me -_-

by Caty March 7, 2005

Lauri Ylönen

Lead singer of THE RASMUS an amazing band. He was a sexii ass voice and is currenly dating a girl by the name of Natalia Del Pozo or Nati Luna as some call her. She is the quote WOMAN OF THE CROW as he likes to call her. Lucky bitch! They are also planning a marrige and a little boy by the name of Dexter.

Not Like The Other Girls

by Ryan February 12, 2005

Lauri Porra

Former bassist for Finnish power metal band Stratovarius from 2005-2008. Is known for never having played a single note on any Stratovarius release.

Lauri Porra is god. No wait, that's Lemmy.

by Dwaggie! June 10, 2008