East Lansing High School

A school in Michigan with 1000+ teens who don’t know how to act. The school is very divided and you’re either solo or in a huge group of friends that eventually will break off. The staff is nice with a few exceptions but like every other school the teachers have favorites, and fall out of love with their job and it shows. Party’s always kinda suck because no one knows how to have fun anymore. The girls there are pretty and kind (on the outside) but also will stab you in the back, a lot of them are insecure and sad but they hide it with trying to overachieve at everything. The guys there like to get with every girl before they “settle down” and don’t know how to make up their minds about anything + they’re mediocre looking. I hope everyone at ELHS can get their heads out of their asses and be a little nicer. It’s not that hard. We do pretty good at sports though.

I went to East Lansing High School

by homerspimpson20 April 15, 2020

LanSchool

A Software that is "supposed" to track students history during School so they catch them in the act of going to an "inappropriate" website or webpage, or just simply fucking Google. It's most trusted, however, it's considered to be an advantage to Malicious or Spyware hackers, since it is traced with a keylogger. So they can easily track passwords, information, and other things that you don't want to be accessed by anyone other than you. So really, it's just a computer program that defeats the purpose of the Internet. It's very easy to get caught since they can literally see your fucking screen. Again, they can track every single goddamn thing you type, every single website you visit, and every single thing you DO on said website. I'm surprised that this is what Schools have to resort to. Considering the fact that what the kids do on computers can't be tracked all at once, and everyone is just doing the same thing. and lo and behold, LanSchool was created!

Mark: I hear the school installed LanSchool on all the computers
Jane: Oh shit
Teacher: *Writes Discipline Referral*

by TheGayAccount August 1, 2018

lansing catholic high school

Lansing catholic high school is a school where seniors send nudes to freshmen, kids shit on walls, and the entire staff is racist/homophobic. This school should be turned into a strip club. Oh, can’t forget that it cost 10k a year to send your kid there while the school is made up of 4 halls.

David: oh that person is racist, they must go to Lansing catholic high school

Lizzie: look at that 67 year old texting a freshmen, he totally went to Lansing catholic high school

by Ben Dover Gabe Itch June 11, 2019

Lanse

To release; to write; undefinable.

Why you not lansed Unforgiven 3?

by Gideon311 March 30, 2009

East Lansing

A city within Michigan that routinely has a higher-than-average temperature, due to a large amount of hot girls. When you see a snowflake, a freshman has just lost his virginity.

Just another day in East Lansing, Michigan. It's cloudy, it's dull, and there isn't a ray of sunshine penetrating the clouds. However, it's 276 degrees outside and there's three feet of snow outside the apartment. Wanna get high?

by lolredwings April 25, 2011

Lansdale

A small suburban town 30 minutes north from Philly. Theres alot of drama, and bullshit. Everyone thinks they're ghetto. For every lesbian you have, we have 3. For every pregnant bitch you have, we have 10. No one here has a life, they just do drugs and get locked up.

Kevin: i'm so cool because i'm gangster and i live in Lansdale.
Jordan: i cant step into Lansdale because everyone wants to beat my ass.
May: Lansdale is the scum of the earth, i'm disgusted that i live here.

by fuckkyurrmotherrr August 27, 2008

East Lansing Neapolitan

This is when a woman who is on her period has her vagina shat in, fucked, spooged in, and ate out. In that order.

John gave Jane the ol' East Lansing Neapolitan last night.

by TaintStain May 8, 2008