lad

Poofs who gang people that are having a good time. Usually never by themselves always in a group. They look disguisting with a gringy smile and seedy hair. Skinny but think their some kind of ali. Wear nautica jackets/hoodies and canterberry trackpants/footy shorts.

Lad: (High pitched weird accent) Oi braahh im lads dun fuck with it maaang
Wog: Show us ya stripes cunt
Lad: (Unzips jacket) Yeaaahhhh
Wog: Brah... FUCK tha lads maan
Wog: eshayz adlayz caaant fuck ya...
Lad: (Pulls out a pocket knife) I told ya dun fuck wi ittt
Wog(s): (shoot lad)

by ray charles12 January 20, 2008

lad

An English phenonemon, lads hang around in packs, drink heavily, watch soccer and attempt to kill each other afterwards, enjoy pictures of bare naked laydeez while singing inane and tuneless songs all too loudly, such as...

Oh we are the lads, we are the lads, we are, we are, we are the lads!

by Elroy June 8, 2003

lad

An Australian Name for a teenage guy who is always wearing nautica polo shirts with the collar up like hes some big deal, some kind of champion tracksuit pants or shorts, Shox or Tn's and a Dri fit with a rat tail pocking out the end. They usually all think there hot shit and speak alot of piglatin e.g. "adlay" "illchay" "eshays". Usually into techno and hardstyle and are good at shuffeling or Gabbering, which looks like there feet are moving to fast for there bodies and there in the middle of an epeleptic fit of some-sort. They spend there days at train stations or shopping centers bumming around, rolling people and tagging(graffiti) trains and walls.

Lad1: aay bra sdoin?
Lad 2: Nothin adlay just illchin how bout you

Lad 1: yea just rolled some old cunt haha!
Lad 2: eshaays braa!

by Dee.x December 7, 2009

lad

They range from early teens to mid 20's. They wear nautica or polo hats, t-shirts, shorts and nike TN's. You always know a "real" lad when there is a whole on the back of their polo shirt because they had to rip off the store sensor to steal it. They hunt in packs and often "staunch" individuals or weak people. Their slang is pig latin, they smoke winfeild dark blues and spit alot.

"eshyays adlay"
"im pinging lad"
"oi lad we just got some red hot stuff in"

by pb88 May 25, 2007

LAD

lick a dick (acronym). A publicly appropriate way to refer to sucking ones dick. Can be conjugated as well. Ex: ladded, ladding.

Girl1: Yo, Sophie, I ladded in the snow last night

Girl2: That's pretty bad-ass.

by lad girl March 10, 2018

lad

An alternative word for the male member. Often used in Ireland.

"He took his lad out and waved it at Father Byrne. My mother nearly died!"

by PRAEst76 February 10, 2005

Lad

Slang term for those Australian gangsters who they own the world. Easily recognisable by their fair skin, WHITE nike dri-fit hats (thats a must), polo ralph lauren, nautica, tommy hilfiger tshirts or sometimes nike tshirts. They also have those stupid baggy Everlast hoodies. They wear Nike shorts or tracksuit pants and pimp themselves up by wearing Adidas Bounce, or Nike Tunez shoes.

Lad 1: Oh yeah bra, lets bash up someone bra! Oh yeah, you like my new dri fit bra?

Lad 2: Fuck yeah! You're real lad bra!

by Da Barefoot 79 October 17, 2008