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kyoto protocol

Some Italians, particularly in the region of Puglia, believe that this is a code word for a secret erotic Japanese practice.

It involves inserting large boluses of ice up one's anus. One by one.

As reference in the video of the famous singer, Caparezza.
- Last night me and my bae tried the kyoto protocol.

- dayum, you are brave. How much did the temperature drop by?
by beatrizzz November 11, 2020
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New Kyoto smell

This smell can be described as rotting corpses mixed with curry powder. It absolutely reeks, a total of 43 sweatshop workers have died in the making of said hoodies, its recommended that once receiving the hoodie you clean it with the elephants foot and some alpha particle.
Bob: Bro whats that disgusting fucking smell man im about to pass out jesus christ.
James: nah man its the new kyoto smell bro.
by BDSBDL September 12, 2022
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Kyoto Overlords

A group of excommicado outlaws accused of severe crimes being hunted for money
by dbsweebo July 19, 2023
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Kyoto

Guaranteed a handsome young lad. Quite proficient in many things. Seems lazy but has assets and skills to do much more for the world. Usually the name of a Handsome Japanese / East Asian Man. Typically Tall sweet and understanding. Usually has issues expressing much things but at the same time is brutally to honest at some points.
Oh Wow Its Kyoto I hope he has an amazing day !!.

What did you expect? it's Kyoto, He is bound to win.
Difference Between God and Kyoto is that they're not Kyoto
by Kyoto.17 June 22, 2025
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Hitomi Kyoto

Hitomi Kyoto is a 17 year old, Japanese highschooler from the popular game, Pjsekai. Also known as Colorful stage: featuring Hatsune Miku. She has pastel orange long hair, and brown eyes. She’s 5’4 her closest friends are An Shirashi, and Mizuki Akiyama. She’s a very soft spoken girl, and shes pretty optimistic. She has a younger sister named Rina Kyoto. Later on in the game, she eventually gets a lover named Tsukasa Tenma. The leader of the band WonderlandxShowtime.
“Who’s your favorite character from Pjsekai?”
“Hitomi Kyoto of course!!”
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kyoto snooping

putting a pole in your penis and pissing everywhere like a fountain
me and my ex hooked up again after a good night of kyoto snooping
by dumasshoe February 22, 2025
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