kobe tai

1. an asian portable woman, who worked with this name in porn movies of vivid productions. she is also known as blake and brooke young. after leaving vivid, she worked in private productions. also she played in the movie very bad things.

she is largely appreciated because of her incredible bravery in maintaining big things in her 5'3'' (1.6 meters) long body. she is a real cockmaster. she can be folded more than a paper and still handle a huge erected penis. her fans are called kobetaists. and so she is such a sexual fantasy for many people.

2. this is also a term used for defining efficiency and capasity to hold, absorb.

ex 1:
yep, this woman can sure handle that big cock, but she is still no kobe tai.

ex 2:
customer: i want a truck that will not cause any problem in holding a load of 20 tons at once.

salesman: this one will fit your demands. it won the kobe tai 2006 award - lorry of the year!

by clasex December 9, 2008

Kobe!

Derived from the basketball player Kobe Bryant, yelling “Kobe!” usually involves throwing or launching something at a specific target, mostly involving basketball, such as throwing a paper ball at a trash can or can also involve throwing an explosive in a video game.

Person 1: I bet you can’t throw this paper ball into the trash can from all the way across the room.
Person 2: Pfffft. That’s easy.
Person 1: Well, then prove it.
(Person 2 takes paper ball, gets into position and throws)
Person 2: Kobe!
(Person 2 makes shot)

by MaplesG June 6, 2018

Kobe year

The year when you’re 24 years old

Hey bro I hear you’re turning 24. It’s your Kobe year

by Spacecowboy223 November 24, 2020

Pull a Kobe

When you cheat, lie, or deceive your spouse in such a way.. that they can never forgive you unless you buy them something big expensive and fancy to show your "love" for them. Just how Kobe Bryant bought his wife a lamborghini.

After having an affair with a co worker.. and his wife finding out. John had to pull a kobe out of nowhere and bought her a alpaca rug, diamond ear rings, and a BMW.

by Q. Wedin November 29, 2009

Kwabena

Kwabena is resourceful and kind. He has a heart of gold and is ready to accept people for who they are. This sometimes leads to his heart being played with but he heals and is ready to love the next person. He’s not a perfect human but he’s willing to learn and be better. Kwabena is ambitious, entrepreneurial, motivated and business minded. He loves his friends, adores his family and cares for the world. When you have a Kwabena on your side, you can conquer the world.

Stephanie : Have you met Sandra’s new friend from church?
Carlos: Yes I have. He’s very loyal & hardworking. He is a Kwabena

by Suezzy April 4, 2021

kloberslap

Rubbing one out into your hand and slapping someone who is sleeping.

“Hey Paul’s asleep in going to kloberslap him.”

by echeeseburger January 15, 2023

kobe tang

The one friend of every group who is always down to party. A kobe tang often does not keep promises to you because he is always partying. Another common trait is the kobe tang likes to lead people on to believe that there will be a party...

Often ends in failure

Jacob: Yo kobe tang, wanna party?

Kobe Tang: Sure, let's party.

Andrew: Are you sure, kobe tang

Kobe Tang: No.

by Twinkies Are Delicious August 25, 2011