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Krystian 

A straight up G Polish Kid who knows his shit. Usually
sells drugs and shoots up Heroine on a weekly basis. Also
uses his cock for per say "Cock Slapping" vicitims. Falls
under the catagories of : A female pleasurer, Douchebag,
Known for "Porking" mums, Entensive knowledge of Polish
Ways, and anything falling under the catagory of "Big
Dick".
Guy 1 - Yo, who's the cool cat over by the corner?
Guy 2 - That guy!? You fucking serious? He's Krystian, but
you didn't hear it from me...
Krystian by Virologic April 13, 2021
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Krystianity 

Krystianity is a well known user on the Mnet+ ZB1 board. She’s known for her poems (“She ginga on my minga ‘till I yo”) and she’s been voted as the president. Her signature is simping over Krystian Wang. Together with other well known users she belongs to the “Pabowife family”.
Person 1: “Who’s the funniest person on Mnet+?”
Person 2: “It’s obviously Krystianity!”
Krystianity by haozhao October 24, 2023

krystina 

Raddest girl alive. Has a great sense of humor and she's freaking adorable.
AKA: Babybear
"That girl is such a Krystina. I love her!!"
krystina by CAUSExAxSCENExx May 18, 2008

kristanna loken 

New Nemesis to Arnold in T-3, Very Hot and Very Deadly with a nice cybernetic ass
I Like your gun
kristanna loken by Popeye June 11, 2006

Krystiana 

She is the most amazing, beautiful, lovely, adorable, and funny girl I have ever met, i don’t know what I would do without her
Have you heard her puns? She’s such a Krystiana
Krystiana by Yoooooooooo12335 July 11, 2017

Kristianna 

She is rude and very sassy but if you get on her good side you will see that she is not that bad.She is sometimes bossy but she likes to control people. She is The MotherFucking Queen.
Kristianna is the MotherFucking Queen mess with her and you die

kristiansand 

The best looking city in the best looking country in the world, Kristiansand, Norway.

Beautiful nature, beautiful people
Kristiansand owns
kristiansand by Urban_brit January 8, 2004