kraused

the act of busting a nut in anothers hairline, usually causing a mess. Created in the locker rooms of the dell.

"Yo i kraused this girl so bad last night she had to shave her head to get all the cum out"

"Last night i kraused this girl cause she wouldn't let me blow my load in her face, her mom called me later that night and asked why i came in her hairline, like wtf"

by dell squad November 13, 2011

Get Kraused

(Verb) 1. To consume alcohol to the point that your only desires are to wander aimlessly, shadow-box with exaggerated exhalations, and consume more alcohol.

2. To get arrested while consuming said alcohol.

1. We should get Kraused tonight. Everyone turn off their phones!

2. Did you hear about Krause? He totally got Kraused again last night. Let's go bail him out.

by TheDisgruntledCaptain May 5, 2014

Hidden Krouse

To use social media complaint site to post a slanderous rant about someone else. Then when the over whelming response slams you for being a raging homophobic douchebag, you block them from the conversation, but continue to post comments without others being able to see them.

I was being attacked for calling a woman a liberal feminist bitch on facebook, but I pulled a hidden krouse and can now continue my rants with only those who agree with me.

by Jeremy Dorkman May 9, 2017

Lars Kruse

A humanoid Raptor that is capable on listening to high decibels of metal and drinking ungodly amounts of Alcohol during the weekend while playing Mario Kart Wii.

Person 1: "Did you see Lars Kruse at Wacken."
Person: 2 "Nah, I only saw Such T"

by KingEpix December 20, 2018

Krause

a large penis from masturbating too much.

Bob krause, what a pig.

by Bobby bob head September 13, 2007

Kruse

A kruse is when someone fakes their death to get attention and then they move to join a traveling group on the open seas

Usually a term used by pirates

THAT DAMN BITCH KRUSED HER WAY OUT OF HERE!!

I'm going to kruse, if this job doesn't work out..

by Pooopyddd April 12, 2017

Krouse

Making all three outs in the same inning while hitting in softball or baseball.

Oh crap, I pulled a Krouse.

by Gnats June 25, 2010