When you have unprotected sex with a Rice Krispies cereal box. Rice Krispies STD results in a penis going: SNAP! CRACKLE! POP!
Johnny was a bad boy and had unprotected Rice Krispies sex, and had his stump of a empty penis removed. Don't get Rice Krispies STD!
by Turkeymash October 2, 2014
Get the Rice Krispies STD mug.Toasted rice cereal. A Kellogg's brand, it features three moderately terrifying elves on the front of it's blue box.
Though their hats clearly label them as Snap, Crackle, and Pop, it is widely believed to be lie. For one things, these 'elves' have acted as the mascots for the cereal for several decades, leading one to speculate as to how they seem never to age. Do they consume the souls of the leaving, or possibly have access to the infamous Kellog's Immortality Serum? We may never know.
As a cereal, Rice Krispies is rather mediocre. The density of the puffed rice can vary greatly. It seems that the larger the box, the less dense the rice - resulting in a less substantial and less enjoyable meal-time experience. The taste is also fairly bland - people often add sugar to spice things up a bit.
Though their hats clearly label them as Snap, Crackle, and Pop, it is widely believed to be lie. For one things, these 'elves' have acted as the mascots for the cereal for several decades, leading one to speculate as to how they seem never to age. Do they consume the souls of the leaving, or possibly have access to the infamous Kellog's Immortality Serum? We may never know.
As a cereal, Rice Krispies is rather mediocre. The density of the puffed rice can vary greatly. It seems that the larger the box, the less dense the rice - resulting in a less substantial and less enjoyable meal-time experience. The taste is also fairly bland - people often add sugar to spice things up a bit.
Die Hard wouldn't have been nearly as good if Bruce Willis only had to walk in bare feet over Rice Krispies.
by Flatuloso April 17, 2004
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Weed that has a considerable amout of seeds in it, since seeds will pop and crackle when exposed to high temperatures.
Man, i was so desperate to get blazed, i went and bought some dirt from Hoolio. I lit it up and that shit started popin' like rice krispies!
by littleman September 16, 2006
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by ulunga November 8, 2018
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"That damn water bra gave the illusion of big full breasts but when i got it off all i felt was those damn krispie tits"
by The Balloon Nazis September 19, 2009
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J: How was it last night with the rice krispie?
B: It was a good time, mate. She's in the hospital now recovering.
B: It was a good time, mate. She's in the hospital now recovering.
by Fatti McGee April 26, 2014
Get the Rice Krispie mug.Rice krispie Syndrome- An ailment in which there is a snap, crackle or pop noise coming from ones joints when movement of the afflicted joints occur.
This syndrome is mostly commonly diagnosed in weightlifters.
This aliment was first discovered by Jarred Steele a famous and world renowned powerlifter and weightlifting philosopher from Georgia. Thus he coined/created the term Rice Krispie Syndrome.
This syndrome is mostly commonly diagnosed in weightlifters.
This aliment was first discovered by Jarred Steele a famous and world renowned powerlifter and weightlifting philosopher from Georgia. Thus he coined/created the term Rice Krispie Syndrome.
When Steve Benard McWrong bent down to pick up his car keys that he had dropped, his knees snap, crackled and popped. Steve should go the doctor because he may have Rice Krispie Syndrome.
by Lord of the lift March 30, 2014
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