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To open a door and step into someone's house or apartment unannounced, typically with a dramatic spasm of the head, concerned look on the face and messy hair.
To open a door and step into someone's house or apartment unannounced, typically with a dramatic spasm of the head, concerned look on the face and messy hair.
My neighbor burst in yesterday while I was watching TV and had like a mini seizure.
Ha, you got Kramered
Ha, you got Kramered
by CaysE June 23, 2010
Get the Kramer mug.Popping in through a door or into an office cubicle so fast that the occupant therein never hears you coming and loses bodily fluids (or at least is really startled). Think of how Kramer always entered Jerry's apartment on Seinfeld.
I'm so tense at work because I never know when my boss is going to come kramering into my cubicle and make me spill coffee all over the keyboard!
by Beth Oswald July 20, 2006
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Origin: Heileman's Old Style Beer once advertised itself as "Fully Krausened." Krausening is a brewing process of naturally carbonating beer by adding a little fresh fermenting beer to the finished product and letting it finish out in an air tight environment, so that the CO2 which is produced is absorbed into the liquid. While legitimate in origin, the term became associated with drinking too much beer.
Most commonly heard in Chicago, Wisconsin, and other parts of the US Midwest where Old Style is most available and popular.
Origin: Heileman's Old Style Beer once advertised itself as "Fully Krausened." Krausening is a brewing process of naturally carbonating beer by adding a little fresh fermenting beer to the finished product and letting it finish out in an air tight environment, so that the CO2 which is produced is absorbed into the liquid. While legitimate in origin, the term became associated with drinking too much beer.
Most commonly heard in Chicago, Wisconsin, and other parts of the US Midwest where Old Style is most available and popular.
Dad downed a six-pack before halftime of the Packers game. He rants about Favre when he's fully krausened.
by GSBRJB February 22, 2008
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Person 1: How did those Germans manage to develop such a crazy gun like the G11?
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Get the Kraut mug.a German-language messageboard and imageboard community. Similar to 4chan, there are various boards to discuss different topics anonymously. Anonymous is called Bernd on Krautchan, which is a somewhat common and bland sounding first name in Germany.
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