The ultimate sex move involving one guy, three chicks, four bottles of tequila, three full body casts, and a lamp.
Dude 1: Man, things got crazy, and I gave her a Kratos...
Dude 2: Jesus...really?!
Dude 1: Yeah, she's gonna be REALLY stiff when she wakes up from the coma...
Dude 2: Sparta would be proud...
Dude 2: Jesus...really?!
Dude 1: Yeah, she's gonna be REALLY stiff when she wakes up from the coma...
Dude 2: Sparta would be proud...
by God, bitches. August 6, 2010
Get the Kratos mug.The art of taking a nickname, pet name or term of endearment and making it appear more masculine/feminine by using extreme letters, changing the pronunciation or developing a plausible (albeit untrue) background story to explain it or make it seem (more) socially acceptable.
My girlfriend was getting out of control with her nicknames so I kraginzized them.
When my husband started calling me beefcake in public, I kraginzed a story about how I beat him in leg wrestling.
Dude, don't kraginz, why does she REALLY call you caveman?
When my husband started calling me beefcake in public, I kraginzed a story about how I beat him in leg wrestling.
Dude, don't kraginz, why does she REALLY call you caveman?
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Instead refers to what choice Kratos from God of War would make to solve his problem.
i.e. Kill in the most violent way possible
Reasons why this is much more realistic are Kratos doesn't:
Turn water into wine,
Feed 5000 people,
Cure blindness or leprosy
Walk on water.
He kills his problems with his hands.
Instead refers to what choice Kratos from God of War would make to solve his problem.
i.e. Kill in the most violent way possible
Reasons why this is much more realistic are Kratos doesn't:
Turn water into wine,
Feed 5000 people,
Cure blindness or leprosy
Walk on water.
He kills his problems with his hands.
by Riot_man April 26, 2010
Get the What would Kratos do? mug.Young man who acts like a rascal due to close friends and/or friend group's influence and usually is more hostile than the average guy.
Usually wears all Adidas clothing, sunglasses and smokes
Usually wears all Adidas clothing, sunglasses and smokes
"Hey Mary are you going out with Nick this Sunday?"
"Are you crazy? He is a kagouras, I don't wanna be near him"
"Are you crazy? He is a kagouras, I don't wanna be near him"
by Bored greek girl April 30, 2021
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