A Koltypin, also known as a Koltypenguin, is a rare species of teacher that lives in the depths of AITE. Often found waddling the hallways shouting at innocent students to get to class. A Koltypin is a fascinating creature, when it feels threatened it shouts "Come on guys it's June, SHAPE UP!" When it is communicating with other civilization it bangs on the closest desk screaming "DIRECT OBJECT!"
A Koltypin is also known for it's fascination with Latin, as Latin is fun and Latin is the best language. There are few things that distinguish a Koltypin, such as; A potato like body, an ear bleeding inducing voice, nonsensical banter, sausage fingers, and a quadruple chin. But don't dare take a picture as any indication of a phone and you will hear the battle cry "Who are you guys always emailing?!" So be safe, and always remember Latin is fun!
A Koltypin is also known for it's fascination with Latin, as Latin is fun and Latin is the best language. There are few things that distinguish a Koltypin, such as; A potato like body, an ear bleeding inducing voice, nonsensical banter, sausage fingers, and a quadruple chin. But don't dare take a picture as any indication of a phone and you will hear the battle cry "Who are you guys always emailing?!" So be safe, and always remember Latin is fun!
Oh shit, a wild Koltypin has appeared!
I saw a Koltypenguin the other day and I honestly feel so attacked right now.
I saw a Koltypenguin the other day and I honestly feel so attacked right now.
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