A department store that sells clothing, shoes, housewares, bath, toys, and bedding. Although a nice store that sometimes has great prices during sales, they only care about opening new charge cards could care less about ruining peoples' credit scores. You'll get great deals if you're responsible with your charge card, but have ridiculous exclusions that don't include "prestige brands" such as Nike, which is something that no athlete wants to hear.
As an employee, you'll have to put up with inconsistent hours, managers with little to no people skills, and impossible deadlines to get things done. One week, you'll get 30+hours and less than 5 the next week. The managers scold you and make demands instead of talking to you like you're a human being (probably because they don't have a life or any friends outside of Kohls). When you're in a bind, they will state the obvious and do nothing to help you, yet obliviously continue to make demands. The managers will also push you very hard to get things done in a very short period of time.
As an employee, you'll have to put up with inconsistent hours, managers with little to no people skills, and impossible deadlines to get things done. One week, you'll get 30+hours and less than 5 the next week. The managers scold you and make demands instead of talking to you like you're a human being (probably because they don't have a life or any friends outside of Kohls). When you're in a bind, they will state the obvious and do nothing to help you, yet obliviously continue to make demands. The managers will also push you very hard to get things done in a very short period of time.
Person 1: Let's go to Kohls!
Person 2: Okay! Kohls is a department store that sells clothing, shoes, housewares, bath, toys, and bedding.
Person 2: Okay! Kohls is a department store that sells clothing, shoes, housewares, bath, toys, and bedding.
by Yolo Drake March 10, 2015
Get the Kohlsmug. Department store that likes to underpay workers. Starting them out at $6.50 an hour. Giving them a 25 cent raise after 90 days and a small yearly raise. The management at Kohls are not on the same page and things never get done correctly to anothers liking. Idiots work here, people who decide to put a combination lock on the dock door that reaches a truck, but never bother to tell another person the combination. The manager decides to try and call the store manager, only to yell at the dock workers for just standing around. The reason, they have nothing to do is because she won't let them break the lock off. Slave drivers, who make there employees steal palletes from other stores and go outside in the cold while they are nice and warm. The managers mostly eat, put on makeup, do their nails, and fix their hair. The managers are all women, because the store is sexist. A place where they make you stay past 12 midnight.
The managers always doing there nails and making up stupid rules like they just read the handbook today. I bet you went shopping at Kohls today.
by Quote the Raven Nevermore December 14, 2005
Get the Kohlsmug. A guy that can be weird at times and quite annoying, he is extremely clumsy and is spoiled and doesnt do chores or work
by Costen February 8, 2018
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Get the Kohlemug. by El Padrino 74 April 24, 2008
Get the kohlmug. Kohl is a loyal trustworthy friend. He’s sweet, strong and quiet and won’t let anyone hurt you. When it comes to dating, date a kohl. They'll help you when needed and won’t ever let you down.
by Hidden panda January 31, 2018
Get the kohlmug. A code word for having a bowel movement. Originated from a coworker going to the Kohls store each day to have his bowel movement. Thus, going to "Kohls" was coined.
by JG2009 April 22, 2010
Get the Kohlsmug.