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koppel is a small town in beaver county pa... theres a run down mill and plenty of bars for the dagos that the town is full of!!! you havent seen trash till you been here.. its also knowen for a bridge that conects to ellwood pa..... it has one of thee worst bridges in the state.. it floods atleast once year... but its atleast 90 feet if not more above water now tell me how that is possble? if you move there take out a big insurance for fire damage because things seem to brun down around town. snice you have to count on there fire deparment id atleast buy a good graden hose to put a fire out that be quicker then waiting for them!!!
bobby: why is big beaver fd here for this car crash!
mike: because koppel fd never showed up for 20 mins and they wanted the people to live!!!
by the big beav October 13, 2009
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Koppel

A Koppel is someone who takes your cherished local sports club and moves it to another part of the country to facilitate a large property deal (for example a supermarket) and will lie about the reasons to cover it up.
Wimbledon got koppeled so the fans formed AFC Wimbledon
by AFCW April 17, 2004
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koempel

a hockey term that means to break a hockey stick over an opponents head. The stick must break in order for it to be a complete koempel and should not be attempted at home
Did you hear about that kid that got kicked off the hockey team?

Yea, I heard he Koempeled some kid and knocked him out.
by kempsishere January 24, 2010
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koeppen

a person who is so competetive that it is almost unhealthy he cannot lose or he will actually punish him self by actually doing exercise
wtf peter why are you being such a koeppen
by Cocio May 12, 2021
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Keppelock

When a gilr is obligated to give you head.
Yo girl I got you on keppelock.
by Kellen Roland February 18, 2004
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Koppelkorfer

Koppelkorfer is the annual world-wide celebration of animals, originating from Nordic clans around 163 A.D. This tradition began when those groups of Nordic peoples would honor the animals that helped them sustain life. Koppelkorfer has since evolved into a celebration of all animals around the world. This wonderful celebration of the earth's fauna has been around for centuries, but only now in the internet age has it's notoriety become global. Koppelkorfer occurs every year on the 1st Saturday of November.

In an added creative bonus to 2010's Koppelkorfer, users of the social network 'facebook' are encouraged to change their profile picture to the animal that they look like or act like the most (much like Doppelganger week).
Her Koppelkorfer should be a walrus, that fat whore
by ItsTrue2010 November 7, 2010
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koppel

a stupid bitch of a teacher who is oblivous to what happens in her class.
Mrs. Koppel is a stupid bitch who has no idea what happens in her MEH class
by barbini November 5, 2004
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