knobbin-hood

Someone who has gone way above and beyond the call of duty to be a total dickwad

I can't believe that cop gave me a 250 dollar speeding ticket. What a knobbin-hood

by alfred q walrustitty April 13, 2007

golden knobbin

The act of one partner performing oral sex on another while sitting on the toilet and urinating.

Gary couldn't believe it when Lu wanted to give him head while she was taking a piss. He didn't know she was into golden knobbins.

by Lu.V Junkie January 19, 2009

turkey knobbing

when the woman yells "gobble gobble gobble" while getting a facial.

Dude, she totally turkey knobbed me last night and it rocked my world.

by jasmine May 31, 2003

slobbin zee knobbin

The act of fellatio, meant to be said quickly in a german accent.

How about dinner, a movie, and slobbin zee knobbin?

by Dannyoon December 15, 2008

Knobbing the bird

Rubbing the knob of your cock on the clitoris in a back and fourth motion.

Sally grabbed my cock and just started knobbing the bird! She loved it!

by Luckyism69 October 16, 2010

Knobbing-Off

The act of male masturbation.

I feel like knobbing-off

by Soke No-Last-Name June 21, 2010

hob-knobbing

Messing around, hanging out; especially with snobbish people

Hob-knobbing is how socialites spend their days.

by Hildasuz December 9, 2008