Kelpo

A very comedic xbox player who roasts the Crap out of any one individual who is dumb enough to challenge him. He will make your games way better and defend you in dire situations. You should be glad to have a Kelpo playing with you

"Woah, is that Kelpo in my game?!?"

by Harambe is my savior June 22, 2017

Kelpian

Religion that was founded by AB,PP, and Matty B

Our lord and savior Kelpy G, is the god of all Kelpians.

by Skdjndlxoqlqapq December 3, 2017

Knepping

Alternative term for white knighting. http://www.threepointstance.us/tps/showthread.php?t=30228

Quit Knepping on that chick brah.

by SHPanda January 5, 2009

Kelpy G

The god of jazz, Kelpy G is the unsung hero of Spongebob Squarepants. Kelpy G's music will sooth your body and soul. The cult of Kelpy G is usually associated with this character, the cult aims to bring Kelpy G to every boy and girl, no LGBT though because Kelpy G hates libtards. Kelpy G spends his time on his TV show, and he also performs for the smellies. Kelpy G is the absolute best character in the Spongeoverse. Kelpy G is an avid supporter of Pro Life and Pro Guns, he usually appears at anti-lgbt and anti-liberal rallies

Have you heard Smooth Jazz by Kelpy G?
Yes, i love that song

by BobbyBBob April 12, 2019

Kelp Burger

(Noun) The less than pleasurable poop taken the morning after a night of smoking marijuana as a result of consuming large amounts of bizarre foods.

I know man, and I paid for it this morning by taking a nasty kelp burger.

by The Amazing String-Beany December 8, 2010

kelp

an undersea cabbage.

i swam amongst kelp in the sea.

by eug [the almighty kelp] February 10, 2004

Kelpohydra

A common, house-hold fly.

That stupid kelpohydra is buzzing around my head again. ARGHH!

by Jorgecion Guillermo May 17, 2006