A guy who's attractive, has lots of girls obviously knows how to be smart
Klody:a crazy but nice kid is an asshole who's proud of it
Klody: doesn't care bout nothing
Klody:would be a great partner
Klody:a crazy but nice kid is an asshole who's proud of it
Klody: doesn't care bout nothing
Klody:would be a great partner
by USA-NORTHCAROLINA November 23, 2019
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Me: I went to the porn store last Friday.
Friend: Oh yeah? What were you looking for?
Me: I really wanted a giant black dildo.
Friend: Did you find one that you liked?
Me: OMG yes but it was way to expensive so I went the cheap route and went home and used my Kentucky Klondike!
Friend: Oh yeah? What were you looking for?
Me: I really wanted a giant black dildo.
Friend: Did you find one that you liked?
Me: OMG yes but it was way to expensive so I went the cheap route and went home and used my Kentucky Klondike!
by Estupz March 24, 2017
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A person has the option of following a Kentucky klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.
A person has the option of following a Kentucky klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.
I gave my secretary a Kentucky klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave her a Panamanian petting zoo.
by Dirty Snatchez August 9, 2006
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Achmed: Are you kidding me? I kill you for a Klondike bar.
Achmed: Are you kidding me? I kill you for a Klondike bar.
by Scotty CBO January 28, 2009
Get the Klondike bar mug.An asshole, wanting to leave at inappropriate times especially when everyone just arrives. Hook up with girls then get grounded just so then you don't have to talk to her. Exposing can include exposing the whiteness of one's thighs at inappropriate times even though no one wants to see them.
Guy 1: Dude this party rapes i can't wait to get so shit housed.
Kleidorf: No this party fuckin sucks, let's get the fuck out of here.
Girl with large forehead: Hey you never called me last night.
Kleidorf: Fuck off loser I'm grounded.
Kleidorf: No this party fuckin sucks, let's get the fuck out of here.
Girl with large forehead: Hey you never called me last night.
Kleidorf: Fuck off loser I'm grounded.
by kleidorf June 11, 2009
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