Klinking

A term referencing someone's inability to successfully negotiate a positive outcome due to their negative externalities. Most often used to describe someone's repulsive nature towards the opposite sex or corporate recruiters.

Friend 1 to Friend 2: "I'm going to go hit on that girl"
Friend 2: "How'd it go?"
Friend 3: "I Klink'd it"

or

"I am just Klinking interviews left and right"

by CAPM November 7, 2011

klonkin

Incredible loser, sometimes used in a cool way, visciously klutzy.

She is such a klonkin (noun)

She klonks around wherever she goes (verb)

Can you try to be less klonkin? (adj)

by Fallabean 'N frends April 6, 2008

Klonkin

When a woman who has an extremely abnormally sized ass dances and flaunts it in front of you or for show.

"Hey Steve, you wanna get a bite to eat?"
"No Carl, I just saw Regina and Katifa klonkin. I lost my appetite."

www.bloodshows.com/bloodhtml/Klonkin.html

by Bloodshows September 4, 2010

Klinking

The act of having sexual intercourse whilst wearing metal items around your neck, preferably medals if they can be obtained.

Klinking derives from the sound of the metal objects knocking together during the act of sex.

1. I'm so glad you won gold! Now we can get klinking.
2. Jessica Ennis will be klinking tonight.

by BakkerBig69withGeorgia March 2, 2017

Klinkies

The act of mutual anilingus (ass eating) between man and woman, typically husband and wife. Named for Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka, the Barbie and Ken killers. Paul referred to Karla as his “little ass licker” and there is a picture of them holding two alcoholic beverages while drunk; presumably, one would think they toasted the drinks, creating a “klink” sound, thus “klinkies”.

Paul: Here’s to our relationship and our wanton murder of young women!
*drinks hit each other”
Paul: Klinkies!
Karla: can I eat your ass now?
Eminem: sure, if I can eat yours.

by VickyVonVanimal December 25, 2024

Jay Klickin

JAY KLICKIN is a fine ass boy/man!! That can slut me out if he wanted , he can have my soul!! He is an handsome boy that’s always smiling and he can fuck anybody bitch .

Jay is so sexy

Jay klickin got the prettiest smile

Jay klickin name tatted on me.

by Jayklickinwife October 14, 2022

jay klickin

dd osama nd notti osama‘s brother he’s also very fine he is like the middle child he does do music he jus released his first to songs brotherly love and pain

roach #1 jay klickin is not finee

roach#2 bitch shut ya dirty raggedy roach ass up

by jay notti dd ddot jstar October 24, 2022