klepto

master thief.
someone with a uncontrollable urge to steal stuff.
bender rodriguez.
the IRS.

1. lupin the third
2. not sure which klepto to put here
3. "bite my shiny metal ass"
4. april 15

by green card April 18, 2006

klepto

Short for Kleptomane; guy who still steals

What? U stole a bike again? U fucking klepto!

by KillaCam July 31, 2004

klepto drunk

Someone who only steals when they are drunk

She stole a shot glass from the bar. She is a kleptomaniac When she drinks. She is klepto drunk

by highmark July 5, 2014

klepto-urbanmaniac

One who has an irresistible urge to steal other's quirky sayings and adds them to the Urban Dictionary.

Tempest is a klepto-urbanmaniac because she steals peoples words and claims it as her own.

Kleptourbanmania: (from Greek: κλέπτειν, kleptein, "to steal", Urban \u-r ban, ur- ban\ is of Latin origin, and its meaning is "from the city". and μανία, "mania")

by aaron1 feiriy July 11, 2010

Klepto Friday

On Fridays, we steal things… Klepto Fridays can be defined as the last day of the work week during which folks are encouraged to filch items from businesses and public places to be shown off to friends and kept as trophies.

Friend: Dude why did you just hit the most devious lick on that preschool??!?

Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.

Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.

by Pablito Loco November 12, 2021

klepto yeti

A large, hairy, and white male who possesses an almost snow-like complexion and has an unquenchable thirst for thievery. Commonly dwells in the more temperate southern regions of the world and is a relative of the northeastern yetty.

Blight! My jumpdrive's gone... damn klepto yeti must've ganked it when I went to the bathroom.

by That Nick Guy May 4, 2006

klepto-snatch

n. a seemingly straight woman who makes a habit of stealing lesbian girlfriends of other lesbians, either for recurring hook-ups or one night stands
v. to steal (as a straight woman) a lesbian partner/girlfriend of another lesbian

Brenda says she loves her husband and kids, but she's a total klepto-snatch when she heads out to My Sister's Room.
That Brenda may be all smiles at the charter school board meeting, but if she tries to klepto-snatch Clarisse again I'm going to slap-jack that trick, Philly-style.

by Trick Lovedakids December 28, 2009