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Ghetto Kleenex

"Give me some of your ghetto kleenex!" Jovan said.
by Bruce Citron October 1, 2009
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Kleenexceptional

A description of a woman that is of masturbatory stature.
Faith Hill is quite Kleenexceptional.
by Bruk February 21, 2003
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kiaeneto

A Clothing line designed with gamers in mind. (pronounced “Kuh-net-o”) Their Slogan is "Revolution of a Different Kind"
Joey: Sweet shirt!
Dan: I know, its Kiaeneto!
by Lukasz W May 8, 2007
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klainer

A beautiful person who ships the beautiful ship that is Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson
They will cry at the sight of a new promo picture, kiss or spoiler that will cause them to heavily fangirl on tumblr.
holy crap RUN! There's a klainer and they're coming to show us beautiful pictures of Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson. They will try to convert you. I swear to God they will try to convert you!
by fairylightsandneonbrights October 22, 2011
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klahned

An extreme form of drunkeness where you would do anything... and anyone.
"That cocktail party was lethal, I got so klahned last Friday night that I went streaking in the park, skinny dipping in the dark and had a ménage à trois..."

"I woke up next to a vampire with red hair and a clown nose. I was so klahned".

"Yay! Friday night! Let's go get klahned!"
by naive fresher July 15, 2011
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Kleenex

The Kleenex is a small napkin used for many purposes, almost anything can be accomplished with the napkin. You can clean up, or mess up, with the Kleenex. One very important purpose of the Kleenex is wiping up cum or jizz. This can be one of the most efficient ways of cleaning the sticky substance.
Mom: Why are there so many Kleenex’s under your bed?
Son: I’m sick.
by Victor Kennedy Sr January 26, 2019
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kleenex clean up

what a male has to do after he masterbates. Grab some kleenex and clean himself up.
hey, what are your plans for tonight?? Well about 9:00, I'm gonna watch some porn for about an hour, then a little kleenex clean up, have a smoke, and then its off to bed for me!!
by doc hargrove August 16, 2006
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