by Blomman95 April 9, 2021
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by palm doggy October 21, 2021
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by La'Keldrick December 21, 2016
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The Northernmost suburb of Oslo. This place is the only place in Oslo where you find a distinct culture that is impossible to find anywhere else in the world. It is separated from the snobbish west because it's not full of fags, it's different from the east because you wouldn't find drug addicts, techno freaks or Pakistani people, and its different from the downtown area in terms of its beautiful nature and calm surroundings. People from Kjelsaas are known to drink copious amounts of alcohol, having sex with the hottest Norwegian blonds and at the same time being extraordinarily nice people.
The Northernmost suburb of Oslo. This place is the only place in Oslo where you find a distinct culture that is impossible to find anywhere else in the world. It is separated from the snobbish west because it's not full of fags, it's different from the east because you wouldn't find drug addicts, techno freaks or Pakistani people, and its different from the downtown area in terms of its beautiful nature and calm surroundings. People from Kjelsaas are known to drink copious amounts of alcohol, having sex with the hottest Norwegian blonds and at the same time being extraordinarily nice people.
I visited Kjelsaas this summer and my God those guys sure know how to party!
I wanted a break from the eastern slums of Oslo and just had to spend some time at Kjelsaas.
I can't stand those jappy snobs from the west. That's why I live at Kjelsaas.
I wanted a break from the eastern slums of Oslo and just had to spend some time at Kjelsaas.
I can't stand those jappy snobs from the west. That's why I live at Kjelsaas.
by Biffen July 31, 2008
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My friend Keldan told me to go fuck my self after I called him a hoe, but then laughed to show he was joking
by Actually right for once February 21, 2019
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