A Kristoffer is an incredible guy who is usually shy at first, but opens up around his friends. Typically, a Kristoffer has a smokin body and a beautiful girlfriend. Most Kristoffers are star athletes and have straight a's. They will charm you with their innocence and adorableness; but beware, it might just be an act. Usually found in the Southwest, and Southeast. Most common Kristoffers have brown hair, brown eyes, and are super tan. You'll think he's the sweetest guy in the world when you first meet him.. he won't last long, but he's cute while it lasts. Don't take it personally if he doesn't seemed interested; thats just how he rolls. Kristoffer's are sometimes tense, but also have a laid back cool side. Be careful if you meet a Kirstoffer, you'll probably fall for him.
by gangstaninja563 November 22, 2010
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If you see one, for the love of god do not approach it! It will try to have sexual intercourse with you. Simply Say:
"Jag är från Norrland"
And he will quickly run away frightened.
If you see one, for the love of god do not approach it! It will try to have sexual intercourse with you. Simply Say:
"Jag är från Norrland"
And he will quickly run away frightened.
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by ByggBoB November 27, 2012
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A singer and songwriter. Known as one of the greatest songwriters of all time. He has achieved many awards and nominations. Kris has wrote songs such as Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down, Me and Bobby McGee and Loving Her Was Easier (Than Anything I'll Ever Do Again)
by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021
Get the Kris Kristofferson mug.That one friend that somehow knows everything about history, science, math, and computers. Literally took 462,000 lasers to the face at once without moving, but put him in a conversation with the opposite sex and he runs away faster than you can sea. Never knows if he's being charming or being an ass. Doesn't care. Could kill you in 40 different ways if you give him the chance.
Kristofer: Actually, the 10th digit of pi is 5.
Girl: *walks up*
Friend: Oh hey (insert girl name here)! How are ya?
Girl: Fine, just need some help with my Algebra, but I don't think Kristofer's here today.
Friend: What? Don't be- oh holy shit.
Kristofer: *running* nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
Friend: There he goes.
Girl: *walks up*
Friend: Oh hey (insert girl name here)! How are ya?
Girl: Fine, just need some help with my Algebra, but I don't think Kristofer's here today.
Friend: What? Don't be- oh holy shit.
Kristofer: *running* nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
Friend: There he goes.
by Red-Kun September 5, 2016
Get the Kristofer mug.Kristoffer Handeland is the perfect example of a smart, nice, cool and loving guy! He is the symbol of LOVE and AFFECTION. Everyone he meets instantly loves him as a human being. He`s got guns, big guns. ladies love him. His IQ is well over average, and he is a very creativ MAN!
"Wooooooow, that Kristoffer Handeland guy is soooooooo amazzzzzzing. How kan anybody be that perfect! it is something special with that Handeland blood!"
Quote: Every person ever!
"Redd eit tre, et ein bever" vice words from Mr. Handeland himself.
Quote: Every person ever!
"Redd eit tre, et ein bever" vice words from Mr. Handeland himself.
by NotKristofferHandeland123 February 16, 2022
Get the Kristoffer Handeland mug.he is the most kindest beautiful guy you will ever meet he will always be able to make you smile even if you don't want to he is always there if you need someone to talk to he will always make you laugh he will always be easy to spot in a ruff crowd 😂 he will always be your best mate through and through. Girls if you know Kristofa you are a very lucky person he will always make you feel welcome. He will always comfort you with just the look in his eyes and when he cuddles you it feels like nothing else in the world, it is as soft as a cloud.
he is the most welcoming and warmest person you will ever know so take your friendship with him for granted but not to much the is kristofa defined
by 3TH4N TH0RNT0N July 1, 2019
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Guy 1: Yo, where did my gf go?? I haven't seen her all day!!
Guy 2: Aww man, I hate to tell you, but I just saw her enter Kristoffer's Lamborghini
Guy 2: Aww man, I hate to tell you, but I just saw her enter Kristoffer's Lamborghini
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