The Loren Kimmel is a mixture of cola and lemonade. The preferred cola is Coke-a-Cola. The ideal mixture would be 50% cola, 50% lemonade. Which is poured first falls to the age old argument of the chicken or the egg, the cereal or the milk.....the lemonade or the coke.
After the waiter told me he was unable to make an Arnold Palmer due to them being out of ice tea, I requested a Loren Kimmel
by Lemon Milker December 11, 2016

When you've fallen for a prank i.e : kids I ate your Halloween candy or Mom, how do I cook a 25 pound turkey in the microwave?
by Liliz C. November 22, 2017

by D-Miles October 7, 2006

by gravitybong March 4, 2011

Person 1: "Jagger Kimmel called Tims Mom Godzilla"
Person 2: "I like Jagger but him calling peoples moms that is disrepsectful"
Person 2: "I like Jagger but him calling peoples moms that is disrepsectful"
by Michael Lee 2.0 February 11, 2022

by Michael Lee 2.0 February 11, 2022

a super cool guy who like video games and nice and wouldn't hurt anyone also super tall unlike Brendon c
by kimnmell March 16, 2021
