1: how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)
2: Bruh I don’t know just google it
2: Bruh I don’t know just google it
by We do a little Trolling March 17, 2021

Da little-known pint-sized lazy-a** relative of da famous --- or infamous --- colonial warmonger-bigwig; if Priscilla Mullins hadn't wanted to marry da latter dude, then she SURE AS SHOOTIN' wouldn't have been interested in da FORMER!
If his bombastic-but-bashful "big guy" relative had not da courage to ask for a lady's hand in marriage himself, probably Kilometers Sittish wouldn't have possessed da nerve to even **ask someone else** to assist him in dis way, and so he likely remained a bachelor all his life.
by QuacksO October 16, 2021

by spookupt January 2, 2025

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
by Blackshizah December 24, 2022

a content-safe way of saying "kill myself" - coming from the fact that the abbreviation for the unit of measurement, kilometers, kms, is the same as the abbreviation for "kill myself."
by HamNCheddar February 4, 2025

hey bro, WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER
bro: awwwww you are my WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER too!
husband: hey vanessa, WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!
vanessa: thank you faggot
bro: awwwww you are my WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER too!
husband: hey vanessa, WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!
vanessa: thank you faggot
by spookupt January 2, 2025

Sayori: "Monika, do you know the abbreviation for Kilometers Per Second?"
Monika: "Why do you ask?"
Sayori: "Because I really wanna...KMS"
Monika: "Why do you ask?"
Sayori: "Because I really wanna...KMS"
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 10, 2022
