Kinder Egg Man

An extremely creepy version of Humpty Dumpty that was once a mascot for the toy Kinder Surprise (which is banned in America). His first and only appearance was in a Kinder advert where he sits on top of a wall and speaks in a high pitched gibberish before falling off.

The commercial is so unsettling that it's actually kind of hard to watch, but it somehow became a meme online with several remixes and re-edits of it.

One of the oldest known videos of the advert was uploaded onto YouTube back in 2006, with the uploader calling it somewhat disturbing for some strange reason.

It's absolutely baffling how Kinder eggs have managed to stay so strong for the past 44 years even though the Kinder Egg Man is enough to completely scare any child away from ever wanting one.

And it doesn't help that one of the oldest known YouTube videos of it was labeled as somewhat disturbing. I guess the uploader just hates kids.

by Nordicdragon July 3, 2018

kindergarden syndrome

When a person who's around the usual age of becoming interested in the opposite sex, or past this faze, is not interested in the opposite sex. But at the same time they aren't gay. Its can be abbreviated to KGS for short.

guy: "Why hasn't Chad had a girlfriend yet?"
other guy: "Because, he suffers from kindergarden syndrome."

by EAT MY DEATH March 31, 2009

would you like one of my kidneys with that?

A phrase used when someone is asking for something unreasonable. I coined this one myself when I was in college and the other classes kept bumming things off us.

'Can we have some of your milk'?
'Yeah, sure.'

'Can we have some of your tea bags?'
'Yeah, just please get your own supply sometime will you goddammit?'

'Can we have some of your biscuits?'
'Ngh. Would you like one of my kidneys with that?'

by necrophilicdemoness January 22, 2008

One Kidney

One Kidney Is A Insult And Rude Humour Insult To A UK Drill Rapper Named Dezzie. Dezzie Is From OFB Gang Which Beefs TPL And Others,TPL Had Shot Dezzie's Kidney,Ambulance had rushed to the scene and made Dezzie OK.

"Yo You Listen To Dat Man's Music" "Ye Fam Its COLD & FIRE" "Ye right One kidney got caught lacking "

by AyyItSoundsCold December 22, 2020

refloat my kidney

The phase to "refloat my kidney", originally from the UK, means to start drinking, usually after an unusually long period of sobriety.

Dave: You keen to go to the bar after work?
Mike: No, but you sound pretty keen!
Dave: I'm dying to refloat my kidney - I haven't had a beer in a couple of weeks.

by buckonz August 25, 2009

Kinderwhore

A fashion trend in the early nineties which was probabaly indirectly influenced by japanese kawaii, and popularised by courtney love, where a girl mid teens - any age really puts on torn babydoll dresses, cigarette burned tights and biig boots......grungey with a little girl/whore type thing. smudgey eyes and messed up hair.. like you fucked all night and rolled out bed the next morning. niiice.

courtney love dressed kinderwhore. Kat Bjelland claimed courtney stole the style off her. riot grrrl became synonamous with kinderwhore

by soppphie August 30, 2006

kidney scraper

n.
an extremely large penis (ecpecially in length), that could potentially scrape the kidneys.

Wow! I mean, I've seen some big cocks, but that thing really is a kidney scraper!

by kornhole February 3, 2005