Can Kicking Syndrome

A common disorder of chronic avoidance of difficulties accompanied by a flair for procrastination.

Our entire workplace administration seems to share what appears to be a characterological form of chronic Can Kicking Syndrome and so we all wind up lost, trying to solve our own commonly shared dilemmas by ourselves, in isolation.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2019

kicking the tires

Checking the viability of an unknown system by a quick test (derived from literally kicking the tires of an automobile).

(tyres, uk)

He tried kicking the tires of the new security software by infecting his laptop with a handful of common viruses.

by danja123 January 15, 2009

just kickin it

to hang out, or just lay back

"Was up bro"
"Not too much just kickin it with some freaks"

by $aint January 21, 2008

Kickin' Rad

To be something as awesome or more awesome than 'Rad' itself.

"Holy crap man, that movie was KICKIN' RAD!"

by EMP October 14, 2003

ass kicking machine

1. (noun) Term for an imaginary device that delivers punishment to one who has presented a sub-standard idea or has committed a critical error. Literally, such discipline may be presented in the form of a harsh lecture.

2. (noun) A mechanical device outfitted with several army boots on a rotating wheel used for automated physical punishment. The receiver is strapped into a stationary position to recieve repeated mechanical kicks to the buttocks until they have realized the error of their ways. Sometimes used for pleasure in sexual situations.

3. (adjective) Slang term used for an athlete or a sports team known for winning by a large margin in competition.

4. (adjective) Slang term used to describe a person of unusually great strength and physical prowess.

1. The Principal was determined to strap at least one of them into the ass kicking machine as he knew they were responsible for filling his gas tank with sand.

2. The ass kicking machine stalled on the 32nd stroke, so Wanda's loose caboose had less bruises than last week.

3. Walter sat eating a sandwich and wondered why he betted against the ass kicking machine that the German Women's Bowling league was.

4. Dude, I'm out. The bouncer is an ass kicking machine and he knows you fucked his girlfriend last year.

by Mickey Nation January 11, 2007

Kickin Black

Another name for just chillin with your homies.

I was kickin black all day.

I just kick blak.

by mattespo February 19, 2009

Kicking the chain

An expression used as replacement for saying you did nothing. 'Kicking the chain' can be used as a replacement for generic things e.g; watched tv, played video games, ate food etc.

Simon "Ooshy woo"
Neebs "Oh hello, what did you do last night"
Simon "Oh, just kicking the chain"

by Marauder Mors June 12, 2018