kick in the nuts

A form of sexual assault.

She tried to kick me in the nuts for no reason so i kicked her in her vagina, then she cried, then I laughed.

by X December 16, 2003

kicked in the nuts

When a person uses their foot as a weapon to inflict damage and/or pain to another man's scrotum.

This guy at the bus stop kept jokingly asking me to show him my tits. Finally, I had my little brother come with me one day. The next time he joked around with me, I had my little bro kick him in the nuts so hard he puked! I have to say...I thoroughly enjoyed watching him get kicked in the nuts!

by jenny0901 August 25, 2009

Kick In The nuts

an assault against the male genitalia that women usually uses to defend themselves against rapist, sex offenders, or to take an ex boyfriend down. It usually wounds they opponent for a good 30 minutes if you get it right. The opponent can act quick right after though so be aware the adrenaline usually works for 5 seconds then they'll have to sit down to take deep breathes.

Kick In The nuts OWW!!!

by Phizzzzy April 25, 2010

kick in the nuts

What a girl has to do when a guy acts like a jerk. Funny, but I've found that knees work much much better.

You give him a good kick in the nuts when a guy doesn't know what "No" means. I would just slam my knee as hard as I can into the groin and continue lifting up after contact adding a nice little nut crush after impact : ). Now thats a good "Kick in the nuts".

by Green Eyed Susan September 29, 2006

kick in the nuts

Someone kicking a field-goal attempt on you, normally to the manhood area or as Kevin Butler would say a 50-yarder. One who receives a kick to the manhood area, are in so much pain that it requires a lengthy hospital stay/

Saints got mad and did a field-goal attempt game winner on her ex-boss 10 years ago.

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

kick in the nuts

A kicking of the nuts(nads,balls,testicals ).

To ever recive a kick in the nuts will cause much pain.

by Sore Nuts October 27, 2003

kick in the nuts

n.
Slang. An occurrence or statement that results in extreme displeasure; derived from the pain a male mammal endures after being struck in the gonads.

"Did you hear about what happened to Steve? That must have been a kick in the nuts."

by Reaper July 6, 2004