by .:: singh ::. April 13, 2005
Get the khalsa mug.Khaister is a new breed of pokemon introduced informally in 2010. Khaister is typically yellow and resembles the figure of an alien. It walks on two legs and is generally taller than most other pokemons. Although Khaister is physically enticing, one should use caution because of it's hostile nature. Khaisters most well known special ability is to crack unbelievably funny jokes that can make virtually everyone laugh uncontrollably. (This power is enhanced with the absorption any kinds of alcohol.) This is also the time when Khaister will launch it's full on cake attack to block it's opponents vision, then body slam them to their defeat. The soure of the cake is still unknown. Khaister's weakness is his nose as it has been discovered that it is extremely sensitive, during the daytime, & it's fear of Snorlax. Khaister is very scarce and is generally found in gutters, specifically in Vietnam and southern parts of te United States. You can also find Khaisters in the wild. Khaiser is one of the most difficult pokemons to catch, but once caught it will become as sweet as the frosting on his attack cakes and will use it's exceptional ability of humor to make you happy.
by Kill Sang December 10, 2010
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by kekzeez April 20, 2018
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by dicksuckaaa June 10, 2018
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John: “Oh hello there khailem *tips Fedora* having a great day?”
Sevan: “Of course he’s having a good day, he’s khailem!”
Khailem: “Awh thanks guys! Drinks on me!”
Sevan: “Of course he’s having a good day, he’s khailem!”
Khailem: “Awh thanks guys! Drinks on me!”
by Lilsmiles January 7, 2019
Get the khailem mug.The name of a girl who is very pretty and is so lovable that boys fall in love with her instantly. An intelligent, extremely smart and sexy female with great hair and a great face. Nice, sweet and generous are words that go along with Khalisa. She is funny and giving. Likes to have a good time. She is self confident and blessed with good genes. She just has it all; all other girls are extremely jealous of her. Loves chinese food. Someone who has a great zest for life. Has an unprecedented sense of humor. She is the life and soul of a party, which makes her extremely sociable. Khalisa has a very unpredictable lifestyle. Intelligent and very focused. Strong set of character, which makes her stands out from the rest. Never one who gives up. Extremely beautiful and amazing lover.
I am so jealous you are dating Lisa.
Khalisa is all that I have, and I'll never trade her for anything in the world.
Khalisa is all that I have, and I'll never trade her for anything in the world.
by Cutest thing ever November 22, 2021
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by Bestie4Life:) May 8, 2018
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