Jiggling Keys

When 2 men rug their crotches together in a scissoring manner; The male version of scissoring.

Bob: Have you seen Tom and Kevin?
Joe: I heard heavy yet sensual panting coming from the other room... They must be jiggling keys!

by DirtyDanTheHitMan September 4, 2015

Keysha

An awesome, amazing, resilient girl who you can't help but fall head over heels for, but you're glad that they're in your life cause without them, you're life isn't complete if you don't have a Keysha in your life. She is also a keeper!

"The reason why I'm happy is because I have a Keysha in my life."

by Ashley.Brown November 21, 2018

pat keys

Just wants an apology.

“We’ve found your old tweets, apologise to Pat Keys!”

by MontyPanesar June 30, 2020

Pork Scotch Keys

A huge set of keys that make someone that is truly as important as a little fat security guard look as important as they actually are. Never seen without the holder wearing some Pork Scotch Shades and a gay Dickurity Guard uniform.

Flonkule: Hi Dad, I see the Scotcher is here.

Dad: Yeah I saw him earlier witha set of Pork Scotch Keys. They make him look so important.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 18, 2009

keysmash

A keysmash is what gay people do instead of saying "hahaha", "lol", or "lmao" while texting. They do it by slamming their hands onto the keyboard, typing random keys, or wiping their hands across the keyboard. Keysmashes can also be used to express shock, and sometimes anger. The length of the keysmash will sometimes reflect how strongly the person feels about what made them keysmash.

Gay person, watching Christine Sydelko videos and texting their friend: skdhfsdjkgnvks dnsj oh my god

Christine Sydelko, at the renaissance fair: aw man I sat on my ballsack again

gay person: SDJHGVJKSDHVKSDNVJ DSJVNK (continues keysmashing if they find it hilarious)

by ImGayMyselfAndIAlsoKeysmash May 28, 2018

Keysus

Keysus, Son of The Alpha and The Beta, is the giver of beta keys to enter the glorious Kingdom of Closed Beta.

-Originated by Prophet Starcraft42 of Path of Exile (GGG) 2011

Praise Keysus! He died for your Beta Keys!

by ZetoOfOOI October 17, 2011

becket keys

A relatively new school - founded in 2012. The year group 2013-2018 was filled with many rude racist pigs who had a group of racist white boys who called themselves 'ebony' and a group of skets who called themselves 'acid rain'. All other year groups were mediocre, but all in all, the school is what it is.

You know the newest school in Brentwood?

What Becket Keys?
Yeah, my ex used to go there. He says they're all dickheads.

by Some Yute April 20, 2019