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the kevster theory

The kevster theory is an specific theory created by a high school student in 2011 named Kevin Fernandez what this theory is, is a way of making friends that will love you for ever it starts out when you meet somebody you act shy make them think your shy after you convince them that your shy you will explode like a bomb and act crazy and you'll see this works its not fake its real I have been using this for years all the friends I have made are still my friends and think i'm hilarious try it! prove it for your self next time you meet some one new!
Becky: look at the new kid he is so shy he doesn't talk to anybody.
A WEEK LATER
Kevin: boobs penis vagina
Becky: haha you wanna be my bff?
Kevin: sure! ;) The kevster theory works no doubt!
by the kevster theory January 18, 2012
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never-kevverz

Describes members of the USA House of Represetatives who refused to vote to confirm Keven McCarthy as Speaker of the House.
Has currently spawned further phrases such as: kevverz (referring to McCarthy himself), the Sedition Caucus (what the group of never-kevverz is also known as).
Nancy almost returned to her old job because of the never-kevverz.
McCarthy tryin' to be a player, but you know something? I am a NEVER-KEVVER (shout out to the late great Stuart Scott)
by rick_rich January 17, 2023
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kevster

Means to have a giant erict penis
"Wow did you see his kevster !"
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Keiser University

Formerly Keiser College, Keiser University is a popular career-focused college offering many associate and a few bachelor degrees in the most sought after fields of the moment. Keiser has many campuses all over the state of Florida. Their most poular programs are the associate degrees in the medical fields such as Radiologic Technologist, Nuclear Medicine Technologist and Nursing. Business and Criminal Justice are popular programs as well. Their majors (this school reffers to them as "programs") change as the economy and workforce change, so that they're always offering the degrees that are most in demand. The vast majority of their students don't want a traditional four year college degree and many are parents that are seeking a higher income to better support their families. Because this school is expensive, it's recommended you only attend this school if you're getting an Associate's degree in one of their medical programs which are not readily offered at most other colleges. However, if you're getting a degree that you can find almost anywhere else such as Business, this school is not worth the cost.
What college are you going to?

I don't want to be in school forever, so I'm getting my Associate's degree in Nuclear Medicine at Keiser University.
by MiamiJenn March 9, 2008
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kesseret

Female lover of cats, and computer expert extraordinare
by Emily November 4, 2003
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Kerser

Kerser is Australia’s most viewed rapper..
Yo’ you seen how many views and followers kerser has on Instagram @kerserofficial ??

Yeah son, checked his profile on hypeauditor.com and 35% of em are bought! #dontfuckwithkerser lol
by Scriptures July 21, 2018
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Kevers

Usually a very cute, indie-boy that has overstyled hair and is obsessively into alternative/indie music.
Indie-boy: Is my hair OK? Placebo Rawk!
Normal person: That guys a total Kevers!
by Sanjuro March 31, 2005
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