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Kermit 

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A fucking green frog who loves drugs he is known to liking weed and coke,He has a human body too if you see him you would think you're on drugs,some people call Pepe Kermit's brother
-Timmy watches muppets and sees Kermit doing drugs-Timmy:I love this fucking show
Kermit by JustAFatPerson February 7, 2020
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Kermit 

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A very needy doggo that needs his food. He loves Irish Spring soap and does weird rituals while around it. He is usually found crying in a corner. His wife is Peach and his older brother is Marbles. Cermet's birthday is June 20th. He is owned by his great mother, Jenna, and his step father, Julien. He is also known as Cermet to true fans.
Random Person on the street: Is that a Kermit?
Me: Yes, please send him soap :>
Kermit by i dont use this account June 16, 2018
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Slang for the herbal form of cannabis, AKA Grass. So called because it's green, and smells funky.
"I've just scored an henry of kermit"
kermit by Shalroth May 13, 2005
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Kermit 

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A proud Somali butt-pirate who feeds the anuses of the underprivileged children of the world.
Wow Suleymaan is a Kermit.
Kermit by rufus9996 November 27, 2021
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A holy being from another world that has the power to make him/her to commit suicide by whispering in there ear these words "Go Kermit Suicide." He has become the one he has become the many Kermit is the one who is one and the one who is all Kermit is you and me Kermit is the past, present and future.
- "we should go Kermit suicide"

- "Kermit is with you"

- "Hail Kermit"
Kermit by Kermit The Frogツ June 5, 2018
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Who you should join in heaven (or the burning pit where you rot I need agony for eternity. Kidding sorry if anyone was offended)
The god like badass who drinks tea and shoots his head with a dB shotgun

Hobbies:
drinking tea : going out with a BANG! (Get it?). Telling god to fuck off.Trying to shoot himself in the after life
Realising he is already dead. Telling everyone in heaven to fuck off.

F*CK YOU GOD AND F**K YOU LIFE *BANG* -KERMITS LAST WORDS

Also possibly died from brain damage (as shown in gif below )
F*** you ya Kermit,

Kermit was a god! Screw you ya damn heathen

WORSHIP KERMIT, SPREAD THE LOVE FOR KERMIT , hail Kermit hail Kermit hail Kermit hail Kermit HAIL MERMIT DAMN YOU I SAID HAIL KERMIT!
Kermit by Alphawolf112 October 2, 2019
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