keister

to conceal an object in ones rectum.

to keister a sack of cocaine.

by Anthony and Gilbert September 5, 2004

Keesler

A vast and mystical place where souls are lost and diseases are contracted. Singularly responsible for the demise of western culture, knickers and Jackson.

Everyone that's ever been to Keesler: I'm feeling good about myself. Too good, in fact. Perhaps I need a trip to Keesler to remind me what a piece of shit I really am. Yes - that's the ticket! By golly, that'll cure me of everything good in my life!! Micromanage me into worthlessness because I LOVE it!!

by mrm5593 September 25, 2006

Kessler Park

a neighborhood inside oak cliff texas, half of it is hood, half is not

man! kessler park is ghetto!

by lildino July 5, 2009

Keister Egg

An umbrella term for any object smuggled within one's anus (keister).

The guard gave me a good pat-down, but didn't detect my hidden keister egg.

by DieByTheChord November 22, 2011

Keister Cake

the part of a womans ass that hangs out of her home made jean shorts. the part that is the lower inside portion of the ass cheek just above the crease.

I'd love a piece of the keister cake on that thing.

She said, " can you see my Keister Cakes in these home made jean shorts".

I hope I can find someone serving up some home made Keister Cakes at the county fair.

Damn girl i didnt know you were selling Keister Cakes.

by kyljon November 29, 2009

Daniel Kessler

The guitarist and brains behind Interpol. Daniel has been a lover of music since he was a little tyke back in London, England. He's one smart kat and really hot. He also looks like he's getting a blow job when he is playing his guitar.

Person 1: Who's that hot Amish guy?
Person 2: That's Daniel, the gutarist of Interpol.

by LolaLola August 31, 2005

Keiserpants

A characteristic or feature of a person, usually pertaining to appearance, that is holding them back from reaching their potential coolness capabilities, in so far, that if this feature is corrected perfection will be obtained.

"My god. That ugly bead necklace that he wears is definitely his keiserpants."

by toosh-a-poosh March 6, 2009