Dirty Keifer

When your shit is so solid that your anus tears open and bleeds as you poop.

Guy 1 - "Bro, last night I had a dirty Keifer, and my ass has been hurting all day."
Guy 2 - "Sorry man, that sucks."

by ImAUrMom May 19, 2022

Keifer

Adjective (k-ah-ee-fer)
Used as another word for “thief.”

You little Keifer…
Get back here you Keifer!
Quit being a Keifer.

by yohrmohm February 22, 2025