A fat podgy kid who probably is screaming at you when you kill him on any game whilst chamming down his 3rd breakfast of the day. He loves cock but won’t admit to it and has a fetish for pigs. Also is very stupid and is impossible to win an argument with because of his lack of intelligence and chromosomes.
P1 - Bro that kid is so scabby, how did he even kill me
P2 - Don’t even shake it bro he’s probably just a Keelan Fowler
P1 - Yeah your right he probably is
P2 - Don’t even shake it bro he’s probably just a Keelan Fowler
P1 - Yeah your right he probably is
by Jesus Ma Nibbas January 19, 2019
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