keelan

a handsome man who has the most girls in secondary school

Girl 1: have you seen Keelan before? he looks good

Myra: yes in fact i’ve dreamt about him last night
girl 2: hey he was in my dream not yours

by bruveu June 11, 2022

keelan

irish man of 4 feet or less in height who tries to teach

that man is such a keelan

by feeblehunter January 30, 2008

Keelan

A dumb shitty bitch that play the game all day and try to be funny but lame asf

Keelan a bitch

by Djsmekeitj April 8, 2022

Keelan

A loving, sweet and caring guy. He may not be the nicest person at first, but if you get to know him then he will be the most valuable thing in your life!he loves sports (mostly football) and is known to make many jokes. He likes to climb places where most people wouldnt dare and is quite loud.
He is normally found dating a Callie, and he loves her with all of his heart. He cares about her safety and often feels it is his fault if she ever gets hurt.
He usually has brown hair and blue eyes and has a rockin' body. He has a great sense of humour and will always be there for you. He doesn't usually have a very good relationship with his parents, and can normally have a bad habit (biting nails or smoking mostly)

Look! Theres Keelan and Callie! Aren't they so cute!

by Name_Definition_Kween April 13, 2019

Keelan

He got his girl stolen by his friend and he is sad now ;(

Man that guy is such a Keelan. Man I don’t want to be a Keelan

by உபூஉடமுரொஉமைஉழ May 13, 2019

Keelan Fowler

A fat podgy kid who probably is screaming at you when you kill him on any game whilst chamming down his 3rd breakfast of the day. He loves cock but won’t admit to it and has a fetish for pigs. Also is very stupid and is impossible to win an argument with because of his lack of intelligence and chromosomes.

P1 - Bro that kid is so scabby, how did he even kill me

P2 - Don’t even shake it bro he’s probably just a Keelan Fowler

P1 - Yeah your right he probably is

by Jesus Ma Nibbas January 19, 2019

Keelan-size

Larger than average. Most typically applied to a Jack & Coke at the pub.

Greetings barkeep. I shall have a Jack & Coke...and Keelan-size that.

by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004