Kebabism

an anthropological movement where the development of religion, literature and law are all centered around the use of skewers, meat and other items related to the making of an kebab. Most notable phenomenon of the movement include the rise of the Kebab VooDooism, prevalent use of the words 'yogurt' and 'chili' in legal document to signify importance and replacement of nearly a tenth of the Turkish vocabulary by the word Kebab. The movement is still ongoing.

Applications of Kebabism:
When ordering food, 'I will have kebab (tea), a small kebab (prawn salad) and a kebab (Kebab) please'

It's extremely chili to maintain patient confidentiality

Take the holy shish, the spirit of the kebab will show you the way

by TheCrusader December 4, 2012

kebab

Sliced Lamb or Chicken with salad and garlic sauce inside turkish bread. Often confused with the vastly inferior Souvalaki.

"Lets get a souva, nah they suck wang, Kebabs are the way of the future"

by Kebab freak January 22, 2006

kebab

Often encountered after consuming considerable amounts of alcohol after a night out on town.

"damn, I could really go for a kebab right now!"

"Kheebaaab! Me whanth khebab!"

"There is something funny about this kebab"

"Hey dude, what's that white stuff coming from your kebab?"

by Alexander May 31, 2004

kebab

female genitalia.
As used by that minger out of big brother

me kebab is sore from that shafting

by blu April 23, 2003

kebab

Some turkish meat-meal. Today there are many kebab shops in Europe. Kebab is accepted as some kind of fast-food. Should be eaten in turkey for the real kebab that is not totally pig shit.

Kebab is usually made from street animals in Europe, mostly cats.

by BerserkedHobo July 24, 2010

kebab

Female genitalia that has become enlarged and wrinkled to the point that it resembles two select slices of donar meat.

"You are a fine young man! Wanna chew on my kebab?"

by Stockers August 25, 2003

Kebab

Refers to a girl who is not good at pole dancing.
She is not very aesthetic while spinning around the pole so she looks like a kebab.

- Rob: "This dancer is not very good..."
- Jun: "Yeah, she's such a kebab"

by sapristi August 6, 2021