keftes

Greek word for meatball or a really fat guy.

Eisai san keftes

by Mixala October 3, 2003

Keaten

Big ass dick and some tig ol bitties (but no homo)

That guy is a big keaten

by Heiff April 20, 2018

keats

one who has much intelligence...yet is reclusive and worryingly geeky.Enjoys excercising excessive control over friends and family.Wears leggings to accentuate his 'package'. Eats pizza.only.

Adam joseph keats x x x

by virgin April 19, 2005

keatsed

When someone ignores you or snobs you

Someone walks into a room and says hello to everyone in the room except for you. That means you have been keatsed!!

by Dogz-07 January 8, 2007

katesexual

people who are attracted to only kate walsh.

“omg i love kate walsh.”

“so you’re katesexual?”

by kcj3198 December 31, 2020

James Keatts

A guy with many values,smarts skill in many things.a man that has exceptional experiance at getting with older women.watch out for him he may be docile though hes a deadly advirsary.

dude 1:hey man that james keatts kid couldnt hurt anyone.

dude 2:i wouldn't say that bro he broke my brothers jaw last week

dude 1:and he slept with your sister...

dude 2:what???

by trivium fan December 6, 2012

katesands

A rating system used in Carroll County. If someone is particularly good looking, you would rate him/her as a .5 Kate Sands. The rating system is as follows:

-1 would be repulsive
0 is ugly
.05 is unattractive
.15 is 'has some odd physical quirk'
.25 is doable
.35 is average
.4 for decent
.45 for cute
.5 is hot
.75 is beautiful
.85 is gorgeous
.95 is drop-dead gorgeous
1 is 'goddess.'

The system can also be used for personality in much the same way.

It originates from the person, Kate Sands, who was rated as "Goddess on Earth" and in honor of her, the system was given her name. Invented c. 2002

"Dude, check out that girl in the pink! She's like a .95 Katesands!"

by Darkstar June 25, 2004