Pulling A "Kaufman"

when one becomes so enraged, anger is pumping through his/her veins because of conspiracies and/or friends and random people are believed to flail through his belongings and purposely pocketing the belongings of said "Kaufman". Although... this "Kaufman" person is NOT a theft UNTIL he knows beyond any suspicion that you have stolen from him first, then he believes it's Fair Game. Pulling a "Kaufman" involves violent threats and false accusations shortly followed by the smashing, burning, cutting, shooting, etc. of HIS OWN belongs! One throw against the wall is not said definition, the belonging HAS TO BE in pieces, on fire, and beyond repair.
Dude, you're flipping out! Oh crap, that was your phone... what the heck? You're pulling a "Kaufman"!

(with fist in the air, asking if anyone wants one - referring to a elementary noggy!)
by SuperKrazy3603 May 23, 2018
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Andy Kaufman Syndrome

When one's intention by telling a joke or doing something funny, is to make oneself laugh instead of others.
Bob: Hey didn't I go to highschool with you?

Steve: Hell, yea. I used to let you touch my penis in gym.

Bob: Wait, what?

Melany: That isn't the same Steve, and that isn't funny

Steve: It was to me. I have Andy Kaufman Syndrome
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Andy Kaufman Folie

A type of madness or insanity involving the delusional belief that Andy Kaufman lives with or has befriended the sufferer who is usually an oddball or repressed prankster wishing to attain fame or notoriety.
I had diagnosed her with Andy Kaufman Folie moments after she described to me that the entertainer had been living in her downstairs closet since he had disappeared in 1984 after faking his own death.
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Andy Kaufman Complex

Doing and/or saying things that may be funny to you, but maybe not anyone else.
"I'm laughing!!! Aren't you?....." Or another example would be the tags for this page....or this example! Andy Kaufman Complex! I've got it, do you?
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Kaufman

His last name is Kaufman.
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kaufman

Kaufmans are the best people you would meet, they are kind and smart and you should keep them close to you
Wow his last name is Kaufman? That explains why he’s so nice
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Joseph Kaufman

Famous christian singer, known for his christian heavy metal singing in the band, "Jesus Can Metal". They are currently on tour with GWAR.
I saw Joseph Kaufman at the latest Jesus Loves Me tour, he can really sing!
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