kaning

whens something is kaning it means it is absolutely quality and quantity at the same time. or in different context it could mean somethings hurting.

those tits are fucking kaning!
my leg is absolutely kaning!

by ed May 13, 2005

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Kenting

to pose in a kenny powers like stance while informing attractive women they are "not their type"

Person 1: I totally got kented so bad last night while eating a burrito with no pants on...

Person 2: Kenting is NOT cool- I hate it when that happens

by Always their type September 6, 2010

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kanking

To drink heavily in a short period, or to drink slowly for a long extended time.

Jack texted Jill asking if she was ready to do some kanking.

by onemorewave February 7, 2014

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Mario Karting:

Mario Karting can be observed when an individual attempts to drive a vehicle while under the influence of various narcotics & is most commonly associated with "candy flipping".

Although LSD & MDMA are the base ingredients for a true Mario Karting experience this can be further enhanced by adding to the mix such marvels as Valium, Nitrous Oxide & Marijuana Leaf - this list is not exhaustive.

Jimmy thought it'd be a good idea to go Mario Karting after a wild night out. He turned up the dial on his stereo & decided on some filthy ragga jungle for the ride. The tunes were banging & the roads were swerving but Jimmy thought he was doing just fine. His foot was down & with him bearing down on the destination he was seeking all of a sudden out of nowhere... WHAM. Poor Jimmy became the "Madcapped Parked Car Killer Man".

by Devastez July 6, 2011

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