kalbert

Combination of Kirk and Alberts, supposedly this guy has penis more than 2 times as wide as it is long, probably jsut a sick urban legend.

omfg THAT is a kalbert!

by East-Kentucky September 17, 2003

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Kalob Bertrand

A young boy that is really funny. Likes to make people laugh and has a loving kind heart. He’s a a YouTuber that likes to mess with people and make edits. His best friend and partner is justice Johanesen. Kalob loves video games, sports, skateboarding, going outside, and loves to spend money.

Kalob bertrand is really funny

by Johnny Keene May 20, 2019

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kalbe

arabic for bitch

woah man, did you see petra today, she was being a kalbe to me.

by juno May 13, 2015

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Kilobeeb

Airsoft SAW/Heavy Machine Gunners measurement unit for insane amounts of BBs (Airsoft ammunition).

1 KBb = 1024 Bbs

Pronounced "Kilobeeb" (Plural: Kilobeebz, with emphasis on the "z")

Also used as KBb/s (Kilobeebz per second)

"Dude, I tweaked the rate of fire on this M60, now it goes like two kilobeebz per second"

"Dude, so I was hiding in that trench, pistol in hand, and suddenly the SAW guy sees me. BAM! One instant kilobeeb on my head"

by Nikky_Boy May 19, 2010

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Kalonee

A girl who is beautiful,smart,really crazy, always wants to be loved, doesn't think she has friends but everyone loves her can be annoying at some times but also she can be very serious and passionate on what she believes in. Many people love to have her and she is definitely an awkward turtle. She is and always will feel like an outsider looking in. She loves crazy things.

him: Omg your amazing
her: No i'm not why do even talk to me I LIKE GLITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
him: you are such a Kalonee.

by Lifekiller December 13, 2012

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