Kalkunet

Norwegian word for Turkey, in conjuction. Used when an individual pranks another by stuffing their semen in a Turkey and giving it (To the guy you hate.)

Guy 1: 'Hah, you just got kalkunet.'
Guy 2: 'Damn, that is pretty gay.'
Guy 1: 'No homo thoe

by PhilosophicStone August 31, 2018

Kalaun

A Kalaun is an out going and silly and fun and amazing kind of person. She is a great best friend and most likely your best hype man. And someone who is not only there for you but they are great to be around and full of energy. But be careful, they have a heart of gold but will turn into the coldest being once you've mistreated them and hurt them. Kalauns are fairly rare, since they are picky about those they call friend even though they are usually kind to everyone they meet.

"You know the new chick"
"Yeah, everyone does. She's totally a Kalaun"
"Really? I should get to know her!"

by Katie.Bean February 10, 2018

Kalun

A toxic species of the southern land called "v3rmillion" the kalun species are very rare and are the only ones that like to repfuck people...

This just in: Kalun species is now extinct. It got poached by a moderator, cheers!

Hey bro do you know kalun?

Of course I did, he neg repped me!

Oh, me too! Did you know he got banned?

Really? Lets celebrate with a coldie

by Linkstar June 10, 2019

Kalkin

A person that is very loving and caring. Always puts a smile on everyone's face. Can sometimes be angry but not around others.

Kalkin is so funny

by kalkin5000 February 19, 2019

Kalund

Synonym to the word "Gay" or "Homosexual"

"Man, that Idea sounds really Kalund."

by peet267 November 26, 2009

Kalunji

So sit ya dumb ass down somewhere and do something more constructive with yourself! 😡

I'm going to Kalunji ASAP!

by Lungedaplunge April 3, 2017

Kakunopstis

To be extremely bad at and lacking skill at something.

"Wow, George is really kakunopstis at soccer."

"Emily, don't act like you're kakunopstis at tennis practice."

by Hy_Dint September 23, 2017