Keystrokes

When your one word comment is top notch perfection, but rule 34 tells you "a few more keystrokes would actually be interesting".

Instead of adding more to your comment, adding the word keystrokes, or multiple, is the way to go.

You: "Boobz gud"
The site: A few more keystrokes would actually be interesting...
You: "Boobz gud keystrokes keystrokes"

by Didsomebodytakethisname April 30, 2021

Krista Horton

The Krista Horton is an alcoholic beverage made with Malibu coconut rum and Diet Pepsi! Preferably consumed while wearing matching or coordinated outfits with those around you

“Could I please get a Krista Horton, extra ice?” “Absolutely, great choice”

by Hannahbriley July 15, 2021

Krista

She is the most beautiful woman in the world! One look at her and you instantly fall in love! Her beauty is match by her amazing personality.... and you can’t ignore her perfect body. She is the best at everything! She's kind, caring, sweet, hilarious, and has an amazing ability to deal with bull shit and give you some right back! She's fearless, but tender! She's always the life of the party and is always a blast to be with! Even tho she says she has her faults, she is PERFECT! She is everyone’s favorite! Everyone wants to be her! She is the sweetest but if you dare to upset her, be ready for something rather unpleasant.

Be careful if you see her! One look and you might fall in love.

And here is a little secret: You probably have NO CHANCE she’ll ever look at you, so move on! Cause this sexy kittycat isn’t looking at everyone the same way!

I love Krista! She’s just so perfect... I want ti be like her!

by BadSerg123 November 9, 2018

Krystie

Seems weird, but is a good-hearted person. She is a beautiful, sexy, kick ass, cool, down-to-earth chick. Is a shy and timid person when you first meet her, but you won't regret meeting her. Wild and crazy is what you'll think when you get to know her. She can always brighten up your day if even she's feeling down herself. Keeps her feelings a secret (not wanting to bother others) and always has her music with her. Even though she may is kind and and sweet she is not one to be messed with if you hurt her or anybody she cares about. A very loyal friend/girlfriend.

Guy 1- "I just met the most amazing girl."
Guy 2- "You just met a Krystie. Yeah, she really is something."

by Some Kyle February 4, 2014

Kristelle

Kristelle, a very exotic being. Her name is derived from the Latin word kristelline which means Angel. Kristelle is kind, caring and very lovable. She is as sexy as they come with a booty that is out of this world. Upon seeing her magnificent, sexy figure you will become uncomfortable upon being in the proximity of a literal eye gasm. She May be innocent and kind on the outside but she is a true freak in the sheets, she will make your wildest fantasies come true. You are lucky to have found a kristelle, never let her go!

*sees Kristelle* When did I pass away and go to heaven?

by JimBuffet June 27, 2018

Keystone Kops

term used to describe an inept group of people for their mistakes and/or lack of coordination and/or inability to get things done. Comes from a series of silent movies made by the Keystone Film Company between 1912 and 1917 about a group of incompetent policemen and their various escapades.

I don't know about you, but in the past few years, it seems to me that every time there is a major crisis, the government runs around like the Keystone Kops!

by y0ur l3ft nut May 24, 2010

keystylin'

Having a freestyle battle over the internet via chat, forum, or message board in the manner of typing out your bars with your keyboard and ending them with //.

So many guns, they call me Mister Gat//Put so many dots on you, ya nickname Twister mat//

"Damn, remember back in the day when we used to spit bars online? We was straight up keystylin'."

freestyle

by Shock Smoove April 18, 2010