koalaing

The act of hugging/attaching ones self to another in an attempt to cuddle. This act often involves the use of your arms and legs and inhibits the other from being able to move.

All I wanted to do was cuddle but my girlfriend was not in the mood, so I just started koalaing her.

by Nikolai579 February 28, 2014

koala

A type of marsupial that pretends to eat eucalyptus leaves. The truth, however, is that these leaves are almost nutritionally useless, and that the ebil koalas must resort to fiery warfare ending in bloody cannibalistic feasts upon scorched koala flesh that last centuries. In spite of this insanity, many people, especially female people, are fond of them.

Damb fuckin' koalas.

by IAMTHELORDTHYGOD February 20, 2008

koala

Untrimmed bikini line/pubic hair that escapes the sides of your underwear, resembling a koala's ears

Her bikini line was so wild, when she wore panties, she was totally going koala

by Frick. January 20, 2009

Koala

"The Koala (Phascolarctos cinereus; sometimes also spelled Phascolarctus cinereus) is a thickset arboreal marsupial herbivore endemic to Australia, and the only representative of its family, Phascolarctidae". Don't fuck with them.

Check out that Koala just chillen, eatin Eucalyptus.

You don't mess with the Koalas. Especially Kids with Sticks, or Tea Bags.

You don't talk about the Koalas.

by Koala-olic March 13, 2005

koala

A person who clings to the couch, gets stoned, and sleeps. Much like a koala who clings to trees, gets high off the eucalyptus leaves, and sleeps most of the day.

Jane: Did you go to the movies with Tom?

Sarah: No, all he does is get baked, plays Call of Duty on his couch, and sleeps!
Jane: What a koala!!

by sean*23* December 2, 2010

Koalaed

When someone hugs or shows affection to someone that they don't actually like, maybe they have an ulterior motive or are just to nesh to show what they actually feel....

That Judas really Koalaed Jesus when he kissed him.....

by xXBOOSHXx February 4, 2010

Koalaing

Where you latch yourself to your significant other in an attempt to hold on (cuddle closely) as a cute koala would to a eucalyptus tree. Also koalaing refers to holding on to something very tight or someone as if dependent, or cudding by wrapping your arms and legs around the person as if they were a tree.

"My girlfriend is so good at koalaing, she can hold on even when I walk up the stairs."

by dumpling765 December 20, 2019